Why isn't anyone injured yet?

[magnificantlady]

I am sad to inform the infirmary was EMPTY today. COMPLETELY empty and devoid of life besides me twiddling my thumbs alone. No one came to visit even and that just got me in even more of a foul mood. Can someone fall tomorrow and bust their knee open at least? I grow tired already of sitting and doing nothing.

Private To the Men of Hogwarts//If

Comments

[xth_skeith]

...

Believe me, give it a week or so, and the injuries will start happening. These guys are more accident-prone than a drunkard.

[magnificantlady]

Oh how wonderful...

I await the day I can get my hands on them repair their wounds with posthaste.

[xth_skeith]

...Yeaaaaaah.

If you talk like that, you're going to get more people trying to avoid going to the infirmary than not.

Unless that's the intent.

[magnificantlady]

A person can try to avoid injury all they can but they'll end up here sooner or later.

/referring to post AND pricate

[lildeviltype]

*kiss*

[magnificantlady]

What seems to be the matter, darling child?

Re: *kiss*

[lildeviltype]

how old are you?
Isn't it odd for an adult to wish injury on children? and to proposition them?

[magnificantlady]

......

I am a YOUNG woman only wishing it wasn't so boring around here.

And I can proposition all and any who I desire...Jealous much?

[isflustered]

B-But it's a good thing that nobody's hurt!

[magnificantlady]

I suppose...

[kyokugensun]

-he smiles because, a, he has absolutely nothing to say to that, and b, because he knows he's probably going to end up in the infirmary eventually, anyway-

[magnificantlady]

Why the large smile? Are you anticipating the day you enter my infirmary, hmm?

[kyokugensun]

Ahaha, probably! Once Quidditch starts.

[magnificantlady]

Oh how wonderful! I love the way you look forward to your injuries...I look forward to treating them of course. Please do come for ANY reason as well.

[ruddystampede]

...I got a papercut....

[magnificantlady]

Oh dear! You must come here immediately so I can tend to this wound properly. I'll need to ask though...

Where might this paper cut be? You'd be surprised what I have seen in the past...

[ruddystampede]

It's right under my eye and it really hurts! *oh hai, heading down now ^^*

[magnificantlady]

Oh no! Well we must get you in here immediately so I can correct that problem. It could take all night to fix such a wound! Don't worry though...I'll be gentle.