Ask me three questions

[magnum_slash]

Well what the fuck, I might as well give into the hip new livejournal craze

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[lord_christ]

1. Have your rejoiced and be glad today?

2. Do you accept me as your personal savior?

3. Have you asked forgiveness of your sins lately?

[magnum_slash]

1. Yes, I have.

2. Well first I need to know who this is. If this is Jesse, then yes, yes I do.

3. Nope, and I really don't see it in my near future.

[rockler21]

How brown is your poop? Are we eating Pizza Hut tonight? How was the techno expo?

[magnum_slash]

1. My poop varies in color depending on what I eat I suppose.

2. Sorry I missed Pizza Hutt because of work. But I had it for lunch after the techno expo, so I probably wouldn't have gone anyways.

3. The techno expo ROCKED!!!

[ttp_owns_you]

1. What's on Eye on Metamora Friday?

2. Is Bradley going to kick ass?

3. How do you eat pears?

[magnum_slash]

1. There is nothing on Eye On Metamora Friday because there will be no Eye On Metamora on Friday. There will be one next week, however, and you will see all the fun shit I did at the techno expo.

2. I can't really say for sure, but hopefully Bradley will kick MAJOR ass. I will say that I can't imagine it not kicking ass. I will say that.

3. That just depends. There are a THOUSAND ways to eat pears that I won't go into here. But ask me sometime in person and I will tell you.

[magnum_slash]

1. Then he would try to make his way home.

2. No, actually I don't.

3. Donatello all the way!!!

Nobody steps on a church in my town

[brookswashere]

1. Peter Venkman or Ray Stantz?

2. Orko or Gwildor?

3. Jessy Cassopolis or Joey Gladstone?

Re: Nobody steps on a church in my town

[magnum_slash]

1. Neither. I'm an Egon Spangler man myself.

2. Who?

3. As much as I want to say Joey (he was my favorite growing up), I'm gonna have to go with Jesse. Watching Full House on Nick at Nite for the last year has really taught me that Jesse was the coolest of them all. Joey's jokes always fell flat, and his standup was shitty to say the least. And come to think of it, when I was in kindergarten everyone would call me "Joey Gladstone" and it pissed me off because then I would have to say, "Cut it out" and do the little hand thing. Good question.

The tones, He-Man, the tones!

[brookswashere]

I applaud you my friend, simply because you too know the pains of having to go through grade school with the name Joey. I lower my head in shame when I say I can do that stupid woodchuck impression because it was the only way I felt I could live up to my name.

But who's name was it first, really? From your bio I read you had it claimed in 1986. For myself it was the year of our Lord nineteen hundred eighty-two. First episode of Full House? 1987. Give us our name back, asshole. There are two men here more deserving.

Or have I spoken too soon? Orko or Gwildor? Didn't you watch He-Man, or were you one of those Transformers kids?

Those are the two names of He-Man's all-knowing confidants. Orko being from the animated series, Gwildor from the live action version directed by none other then Lou Kachivas. I mean come on, Lou Kachivas, who hasn't seen this movie? You've put the name to shame, Joey. Maybe Mr. Gladstone is more deserving after all.

Re: The tones, He-Man, the tones!

[magnum_slash]

Hey, don't forget that we're four years apart. He-man was on its way out during my early childhood, soon to be replaced by Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers.

By the way, is your screenname a reference to The Shawshank Redemption, the greatest film of all time?