Around eight o'clock this morning I was awoken by Mike and Norm entering my bedroom. People always accuse me of being a heavy sleeper, when in fact I am just the opposite. Every single time someone comes into my room during my slumber they wake me up. They could open my door and ascend my stairs as quietly as humanly possible and I would still ( Read more... )

Last night I went to see the documentary Supersize Me with Steffan, Pete, and Mike. The movie was about this guy who eats McDonalds three meals a day for thirty days. It was pretty good I guess, although the guy didn't prove much that I didn't already know(eating McDonalds = you get fat). His vegan chef girlfriend was a real bitch too, ( Read more... )

So yesterday evening I called up Jesse and Griff, asking them if they wanted to film. I hopped in the car, picked up Griff, and the two of us drove over to Jesse's house. There was this one scene wherein Jesse had to run up to a moving car, flag it down, and then throw the driver out Grand Theft Auto style. Here is the scene as scripted:

Wacky ( Read more... )

I'm reading a hilarious book called Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by a guy named Chuck Klosterman. I highly reccommend this to anyone who enjoys nonsensical rants about pop culture. I can really relate to this guy's views on things ranging from The Sims to relationships. Last week it came to my attention that I have free and unlimited access to ( Read more... )

I thought everyone else's was interesting, so here's my delightful question thing ( Read more... )

There's a lot on my mind right now; millions of thoughts running around in the back of my head, each clamoring for my attention. So where do I begin? With the recounting of a nightmarish week that will forever haunt me? Or with the details of my newfound hatred for Wal-Mart? Hmmmm...I suppose the details of the latter are more appropriate for ( Read more... )

Well I was gearing up to see Michael Moore's new documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, when I read this article on Moore's website:

We're a week away from the nationwide opening of "Fahrenheit 9/11" and not a day goes by where we don't have some new battle to fight thanks to those who are still working overtime to keep people from seeing this ( Read more... )

I would like to thank Fun Company for helping me piss away my entire weekend. This was the kind of weekend that proved time traveling will never exist in my lifetime, because if my future self ever had the opportunity to travel through time, he sure as shit would warn me about these last two days. I just got back from a job in Iowa, where Curly ( Read more... )

If you are reading this, you are invited to the graduation celebration of this, or any other time.

JOEYPALOOZA 2004
An Enchanting Evening For the Entire FamilyWhen: Sunday, June 27, 1 pm to whenever ( Read more... )

People say and do some pretty confusing things, whether it be in person or on the wonderful world of livejournals. When I was younger and full of naiveté I assumed it was just a coincidence. But now I know that certain people are actually trying to hurt me. As a matter of fact, I'm almost 100% certain that the livejournal was created for that ( Read more... )