Daloris

[mags2425]

we are gathered here today to celebrate the memory of a beautiful and tacky car. I remember when i first got daloris and mfc made a comment as to no one under the age of 60 drives that car, but i didnt care, she was my tacky old car. I remember when the acceleration went out with jason and garik and when i had to change her flat tire. Shes been

Comments

[catlynhatfield]

i didnt know daloris well but i knew that she was a good car! and i had the pleasure of riding in her a few times and i will for that be forever greatful!

[relient_kirsten]

daloris was a good car...but why are we remembering her? what happened to her?

[losergirl06]

my fondest memories of daloris were the nights we spent with her lost in the ghetto. we had a lot of good times driving around in her, and i will never forget her. she will be deeply missed.

drjerry16

[drjerry16]

Deloris, Deloris, what a wonderful name
now you are gone, and things arent the same
your engines went bad
and now i am sad
ill always remember the splooge stain

a poem for you, by jason carl porter.

[bigmike987]

till death do us part i reckon...ah the memories of almost dieing within the metal confines of daloris...not once, nor twice, but three times...in one day i might add...she will be missed

[usmcnb]

oh daloris how we loved you . your metal doors saved us many a time from other drivers angered by maggies driving