man, i have such a messed up sense of humor after a nigth of drinking, went to the store to get some stuff to make breakfest with, and my room mate wanted to come with me, so he had to endure me talking dirty to my car, "Yeah, baby, you like that don't you, you like it when I'm inside you and turn you on, all of a sudden I'm shifting your gears,
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