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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chuck norris!

1. New Zealand was the first place to allow chuck norris to vote!
2. Only one person in two billion will live to be chuck norris.
3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of chuck norris.
4. Peanuts and chuck norris are beans.
5. Americans discard enough chuck norris to rebuild their entire commercial air ( Read more... )

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1. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are ninjas!
2. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with ninjas.
3. Ninjas can sleep for three and a half years.
4. Olympic badminton ( Read more... )

"Tell me something romantic, please?"
"You want to hear something romantic?"
"Yes, please."
"Baby, I'm not much, but I'll love you with all the broken pieces of my heart."
"Wow... is that Shakespheare?"
"No, the 'broken pieces of my heart' is from the bible."

It annoys me how often people get the bible and Shakespheare mixed up.

I honestly don't understand women...

I have stayed up all night in an attepmt to write a history comparative essay, I started around ten last night and now, while it's almost six in the morning, I finally feel like I'm getting on the right track. I'm horrible about writting papers, it's my weakest and least favorite academic skill and I envy most of my friends for easly coming up ( Read more... )

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In Birmingham, Alabama - the Magic City, sitting in the Highland Coffee shop a 12 year old black boy is sitting drinking tea and reading a book. If you ever happen to find yourself here, know you're in the presence of the budah of Brimingham ( Read more... )

I've never liked the phrase, "You could have hurt someone doing that!" It just doesn't make that much sense to me, I mean, anyone driving a car could have hurt someone. Just because someone partakes in a wreckless endeavor, and other people stop to watch, knowing that what the person they are watching is being wreckless, makes no sense that the ( Read more... )

i walked into the kitchen and instantly I smelled a mix of coffee, onions, garlic, and Asian spice stuff. How did I get involved in these Asian women's plots? Wincing, I remembered that I had almost no control over this and that the sooner I got it done, the better ( Read more... )