Why would you do this?

[maguspsu]

New dad secretly names baby Sarah McCain Palin

Comments

[jai]

I would divorce the fucker and force him to pay for a name change as part of the settlement.

[smarriveurr]

"Why would you do this?"

Short answer: Because you are massively, monumentally, horribly stupid.

Long answer: Because you are massively, monumentally, horribly stupid and want to get your name in the newspaper.

I particularly like how he wants "to get the word out". Because, y'know, so many people are like "Geez, who's that guy Senator Obama keeps debating with and mentioning in his ads? Who's chick who suddenly popped on the national scene like a month and a half ago asking who the real Barack Obama is? I ain't never done heard of these folk."

Now there's some poor baby girl to let them know!

[maguspsu]

The poor girl, regardless of who wins, her name has a topical life expectancy of eight years max.

oh yea

[thenewtbaron]

oh yea, totally named after
jack dole kemp?
john dewey bricker....

oh yea, that woudl be a great thing

[gonadsandstrife]

This would be funnier if she was retarded.

[smarriveurr]

... instead of just her father? ;)

[gonadsandstrife]

Yes.

[ladybrains]

STAB.