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1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments you and asks- and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Been arrested? No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes.
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
Held a snake? Yes.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been suspended from school? No.
Experienced love at first sight? Yes.
Totaled your car in an accident? No.
Been fired from a job? No.
Fired somebody? No.
Sung karaoke? Yes.
Pointed a gun at someone? Yes.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? Yes.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes.
Saw someone die? No.
Played Spin the Bottle? Yes.
Smoked a cigar? No.
Sat on a rooftop? Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.
Broken a bone? Yes.
Skipped school? Yes.
Eaten a bug? No.
Sleepwalked? Yes.
Walked on a moonlit beach? Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? No.
Dumped someone? Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? Yes.
Lied to avoid a ticket? No.
Ridden in a helicopter? No.
Shaved your head? No.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Played a prank on someone? Yes.
Hit a home run? No.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Cross-dressed? No.
Been falling-down drunk? No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.
Eaten snake? No.
Marched/Protested? No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
Puked on an amusement ride? No.
Seriously and intentionally boycotted something? Yes.
Knitted? No.
Been on TV? No.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Skinny-dipped? Yes.
Given someone stitches? No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? No.
Ridden a surfboard? Yes.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? No.
Had surgery? Yes.
Streaked? Yes.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? No.
Tripped on mushrooms? No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? Yes.
Peed on a bush? Yes.
Donated blood? No.
Grabbed electric fence? No.
Eaten alligator meat? Yes.
Eaten cheesecake? Yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes.
Peed your pants in public? No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? No.
Written graffiti? No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? No.
Think about the future? Yes.
Been in handcuffs? No.
Believe in love? Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.
....Geez, according to this, I seem a lot more interesting than I really am. Who'da thunk it?.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments you and asks- and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Been arrested? No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes.
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
Held a snake? Yes.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been suspended from school? No.
Experienced love at first sight? Yes.
Totaled your car in an accident? No.
Been fired from a job? No.
Fired somebody? No.
Sung karaoke? Yes.
Pointed a gun at someone? Yes.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? Yes.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes.
Saw someone die? No.
Played Spin the Bottle? Yes.
Smoked a cigar? No.
Sat on a rooftop? Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes.
Broken a bone? Yes.
Skipped school? Yes.
Eaten a bug? No.
Sleepwalked? Yes.
Walked on a moonlit beach? Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? No.
Dumped someone? Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? Yes.
Lied to avoid a ticket? No.
Ridden in a helicopter? No.
Shaved your head? No.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Played a prank on someone? Yes.
Hit a home run? No.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Cross-dressed? No.
Been falling-down drunk? No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.
Eaten snake? No.
Marched/Protested? No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
Puked on an amusement ride? No.
Seriously and intentionally boycotted something? Yes.
Knitted? No.
Been on TV? No.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Skinny-dipped? Yes.
Given someone stitches? No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? No.
Ridden a surfboard? Yes.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? No.
Had surgery? Yes.
Streaked? Yes.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? No.
Tripped on mushrooms? No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? Yes.
Peed on a bush? Yes.
Donated blood? No.
Grabbed electric fence? No.
Eaten alligator meat? Yes.
Eaten cheesecake? Yes.
Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes.
Peed your pants in public? No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? No.
Written graffiti? No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? No.
Think about the future? Yes.
Been in handcuffs? No.
Believe in love? Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.
....Geez, according to this, I seem a lot more interesting than I really am. Who'da thunk it?.