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[magyarfujoshi]

Austria dear, you forgot to make your bed this morning, but it's okay, I did it for you. Do you need anything else, honey? Dinner made? Your glasses cleaned? Your ass wiped? I'm such a good little woman, aren't I? After I found out I was a woman. And--GO TO HELL, PRUSSIAI mean, ahem. Austria, Prussia, Russia, Germany, I'd like to make a special

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[elegantvirtuoso]

I decline. In fact, I cannot say I will be needing anything else from you today, dear. I am quite capable of caring for myself.

[magyarfujoshi]

Your present condition would indicate otherwise.

[militaristics]

You first.

And, hell no. Why the fuck would I ever eat anything that you've tainted?

[magyarfujoshi]

I don't think so, Protestant.

How ungrateful! Would you rather we do this the hard way?

[militaristics]

Catholics are the ones that burn in hell. Did you really think your stupid little Indulgences would save you from damnation?

Is that a threat?

If he can eat Japan's riceballs, he can eat whatever you have in store

[sunflowersunday]

How thoughtful! It would be rude of me to deny such a kind offering.

ah, arsenic, the spice of life. or death. whichever

[magyarfujoshi]

Of course, of course. Shall we meet in the dining room?