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40 Things You'd Never Think to Ask...
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No, but I once went through security at the courthouse with an 1/8th in my pocket and a stone bowl. Thank God it was stone or the metal detector would have went off!
2. Do you close your eyes on rollercoasters?
No.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
A couple of years ago.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With someone else because I like to snuggle-buggle.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Absolutely. I've seen them and heard them.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes, especially musically.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Duh.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer Aniston because Angelina is too pretty and she knows it.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
I did, but a lot of it has faded from memory.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes, that's tiny compared to the amount of time I've been awake when I'm manic.
12. What's your favorite commercial?
I used to like the car commercials with the Bach music in the background. I always notice the music in commercials.
13. Who was your first love?
This girl named Sarah in Kindergarten/this boy named Peter in Kindergarten.
13.5 Who was your first TRUE love?
My honey, Jackie.
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run a red light?
I stop first, but if the light is 10 minutes long, I'm going.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yep.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
I couldn't give a flying fuck.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Used to live there in the winter when I was a kid.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
I usually remember at least one a night.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
I don't know, probably sometime during the last week.
20 Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
She Came In Through the Bathroom Window.
Eleanor Rigby, my favorite.
Blackbird.
Revolution No. 9.
Helter Skelter.
21. What's the one thing on your mind?
Moving to Montana and growing crops of dental floss.
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes.
23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?
No, but it's probably some crappy rap person.
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes.
25. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could eat coal and shit out diamonds.
26. Do you like Sushi?
I like it, but I'm a Veg. now so I don't eat it.
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes, several times.
28. What do you wear to bed?
As little as possible.
29. Been caught stealing?
Once, I was five.
Great song!
30. Does size matter?
It does when you can't get your dick inside someone's vag [Hi Aaron!]!! - fireofsorrow's answer.
My answer: I must confess that I do like a little junk in the trunk, but as far as breasts, dicks, whatever, as long as you know how to use them the right way, whatever.
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
I am just this side of hatred with one person, my ex-wife's boyfriend.
32. Rock or Rap?
Rock.
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Male: I wouldn't mind bending Colin Farrell over the back of my couch and riding him 'til dawn. Female: Drew Barrymore.
34. Do you know anyone in jail?
Yes.
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror like your favorite singer?
Of course.
36. What food do you find disgusting?
Ham and roast pork and other pig products. The only pig product I can really eat is bacon, but not anymore, although I made some pretty tasty tofu-bacon earlier today.
37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
Several years ago. this black guy flashed me at McDonald's and asked me if I wanted to go into the stall and mess around. We did. I refer to it as my Ronald BlackDonald experience.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Usually not "true" friends, but acquaintances and jackasses I kind of hang out with sometimes, yes.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes.