Screw You, Hippies

[mahauthoritah]

So today, I found out that school isn't closed despite all of those zombies in the streets. Mrs. Garrison was like, "Well, you know, sometimes people you don't want in the country show up, kill you, and eat you because Congress can't keep them out with a fence and has to offer them amnesty!" So school is on and there are zombies

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[disting]

... how charming.

[mahauthoritah]

Whatevah! Who are you, anyways?

[disting]

I am the one and only, ultra gorgeous, ultra talented Dist the Rose~!

[mahauthoritah]

And just who calls you Dist the Rose?

[killthepast]

La-ame. Sucks to be you, man, but I mean, some days zombies overrun the city and you just gotta start blowing some heads off, right?

So the school thing is weak, but the rest of it? Man, it's like fucking living Time Crisis or something.

Seriously, that part's pretty awesome.

[mahauthoritah]

Like I said: weak.

I can totally handle the zombies, though.

[cloaked_shadow]

I'm sure your friend Kyle had nothing to do with it.

[mahauthoritah]

Everyone knows that zombies are raised with cabahallism!

Or however it's spelled!

[cloaked_shadow]

Please clarify.

[mahauthoritah]

Uh...

Jews did it?