Follow these simple instructions, and I guarantee you, you will come to love and trust google eternally.

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in failure
3. Click the I'm Feeling Lucky button.
4. Enjoy.

It's funny wearing sunglasses because somehow, the people think you can't see them when it's the other way around. I get all sorts of looks, perves, and just down right staring done at me. But eventually there comes a point where they realise, "hold on, I'm not wearing the sunglasses, he is!" and they turn around ( Read more... )

I just have to post this. Makes it on the weirdest-crap-i've-seen-on-the-net list. Slightly crude content warning.

http://thatvideosite.com/view/604.html

No, not those hand-held electronic PC/Organisers. I'm talking about public display of affection. No, I am not a prude but there are just some things you can keep to yourself and out of the public eye. No, I am not bitter =P ( Read more... )

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Wooh! A lot to get through. This weekend has been AWESOME. Let's start from the beginning ( Read more... )

So today I went to one of the many toilets in the EN (Engineering) building. On the wall I saw:

CS IS A SPUNK

This really poses the question: how many of your friends have a crush on YOU, or vice versa? Hrm.

Well, this just proves how crap my memory can be sometimes. I don't remember if I mentioned anything about Jimmy Rowe's in this LJ, though I doubt I would've if I didn't after my comeback. Why you ask? Because its an overage bar place thingy where the old crowd (a.k.a people from my High School) hung out all this time before I was 18, and now that ( Read more... )

At Uni, on a break, and I'm bored. I dunno what to do with my time. Got a tutorial in about an hour. I need to get moving on Software Engineering. Gah, tuesday nights suck for homework.

I wanna paid account >.<

It's fucking killing me. I want to make new icons for myself (and other stuff), and I'll be damned if I do it in MS Paint.

Time to go digging for this program and re-install it. I hate formatting computers.

I want fucking photoshop!