Fanfiction: Kenya/Zaizen

[mahoubunnybell]

Title: Pickles
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 820
Pairing: Kenya/Zaizen
Summary: Oshitari kids have stupid code words.
Authors Notes: Written based on a line in everlind's most recent fic where Yuushi is talking on the phone to Kenya about pickles, squirrels, and the color green. I had many ideas for this drabble, but in the end I went for this horribly cheese

Comments

[kat8cha]

XDDD

'Yes I like cock, WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM OBVIOUS'

Oh, but Kenya, you are.

[mahoubunnybell]

XD XD XD

I THINK I MAY BE HALF-DEAD AND SLAP HAPPY BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS FUCKING FUNNY RIGHT NOW.

:| And "pickle" had to equal "penis". It had to.

[kat8cha]

Yes, well, that's what happens at early morning hours.

Pickle is a fine word for penis. But Zaizen is so not a squirrel.

[mahoubunnybell]

AKUVE REAKKY!

Yes, Zaizen is not a squirrel. Apparently some of the codewords are less obvious than others. :|

[melpants]

Oh Sera~~ ♥ XD I loved it XD

[mahoubunnybell]

Glad you could get some enjoyment out of it. XD

God my late-night ramblings are WEIRD.

[everlind]

OH MY GOD.

I didn't think it could be done, but you did it.

Have I permission to throw myself at your feet and worship you?

Seriously, it's even eerie how you somehow were thinking along the same lines like me, for what the codewords stood for and all. Zaizen is such a squirrel. And pickles. You know, pickles. Uh-huh. Which might be green. Like that. Oh yeah. It all makes sense.

From henceforth on you are only permitted to write at 1 AM.

Would you mind if I pimped this ficlet in my journal? Just a link to yours with the title and your name; proclaiming your awesomeness and all.

No seriously, I totally enjoyed it. It made so much sense.

Thank you ♥

[mahoubunnybell]

XD You have no idea how glad I am that you liked it. I was kind of afraid it was going to be too cracked out and utterly off the wall to be any good, and you would be all "Ew! D:" when you read it!

:| The pickles were painfully obvious. I think even Ohtori got that much from listening in on Yuushi. I certainly did, and innuendo usually goes happily flying over my head.

XD Feel free to pimp it, I don't mind!

[everlind]

There's no 'ew' here! More like 'HUZZAH', actually. I quite like crack, when it still makes sense. And this made perfect sense.

Uh-huh, pickles.

Now that you're on the same train-track as I am and what with that drabble and all, I won't ever be able to read 'pickles' in any PoT fanfic without sniggering. Your fic made the whole 'pickles'-arc so much more... ehm, profound.

Thanks again, I really liked it.

I've royally pimped it in my LJ, btw. Such a little pickle jewel should be read by everyone.

[mahoubunnybell]

XD XD XD I wasn't able to even look at pickles in real LIFE without sniggering some today. Which was unfortunate as I went both to the grocery store (with my MOTHER) and to a deli. :|

[nerdish]

I was sent over by everlind, and I was laughing the entire way through it. Very adorable and so amusing! Good job! ♥

[mahoubunnybell]

Glad you liked it. XD That one line just got stuck in my head and I HAD to write it.

[atlanta_line]

Also sent over by Everlind, and what's funny, is I so didn't get it the first time... (Sept the pickle reference... pickle=penis, duh...) But you made it seem so obvious! Like of course Zaizen is a squirrel!!!!!! And green... -snickers- Green... jumper... wearing... pickle... eating... squirrels? Has to be Shintenhoji!!!

[mahoubunnybell]

:| If it wears green it must eat pickles, clearly.