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[maiden_dernhelm]

Aragorn? Would you mind if I killed your obnoxious, salacious relative with a pointy object?

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[tar_calion]

Hey! He's more my obnoxious, salacious relative than he his Aragorn's! Wait until I'm done with him then you can knock yourself out.

*goes back to breaking Isildur's fingers one by one.*

Heheheheheehehehehehehehe... >:)

[ring_boy]

Pah! Who cares what she thinks, she's frigid!

[tar_calion]

NEVER TALK THAT WAY ABOUT A LADY!

*SNAP*

[maiden_dernhelm]

*grins*

*looks around for a spare sword*

[aragorn_estel]

*exasperatedly rubs face* But killing seems so extreme...

[ring_boy]

*squeaks* And highly illegal! Come on, descendant, help me! I can't hold a sword, my cousin broke all my fingers. :(

S'not fair.

[aragorn_estel]

*boggles at you*

[ring_boy]

Look, I've been stepped on by some guy, the only close-ish relative I've met just snapped all my fingers, which hurts ome, and now this frigid cow wants to kill me.

It's not fair! *pouts* No one appreciates me.

[elladanelrondio]

You wanna kill him, I get to help. Do you KNOW how many headaches he gave my poor father?

[maiden_dernhelm]

A lot? His journals were quite bad enough.

[elladanelrondio]

*nods vigorously*

Anyway Sauron stepped on hiim and Tar Calion broke all his fingers for charing the hotel bill to him so I'm not going to complain too much.

[maiden_dernhelm]

*pretty much delighted*

I hate being called frigid.