There is a great need for a sarcasm font

Aug 25, 2009 10:48

[Ok, I stole this from Shelly who got it forwarded to her from a friend, so I can share it with others in the world ( Read more... )

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jlindquist August 26 2009, 06:22:41 UTC
-I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

Teenage kids won't pressure each other to use a flint. They're likely to bogart your lighter, though.

- Is it just me or do high school age girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

No, I just grow more aware of how slutty (or at least, sexually liberated) my classmates were back then. On the other hand, I've offered counsel "If there weren't girls who enjoy sex as much as you do, all you'd have left is the Mary Kay LeTourneaus of the world." And we sure don't want to go there.

-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

Called the next likely person to have the answer?

-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.No, that would be a "crisis pregnancy center". Remember, to ( ... )

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aureline_serene November 16 2009, 05:07:28 UTC
Oh my dear sweet betty, that was hilarious!!!! I laughed so loud that my roommates questioned me.

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