"You're 45 minutes late, Lieutenant."
"Yes, ma'am. Sorry, Captain."
Short silence.
"Mr. Paris, those are sweatpants, if I'm not mistaken."
"No, ma'am. I mean, you're not mistaken, ma'am."
"Mmm. So you're late and out of uniform."
"Yes, ma'am. Sorry, Captain."
Another short silence. "Not another allergic reaction, Lieutenant?"
Wince. "Not
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