Hopefully this last weekend of "Deadly Nightcap" will stay strong ( Read more... )

I have just about eaten everything in this fucking house today:
Salami, turkey, peanut butter, Girl Scout peanut butter cookies,
Cap N Crunch Berry cereal, fiber granola bars . . .
I feel like a bloated fucking cow. I haven't exercised in forever
and can't find the urge to. Damn, my gut is huge.
I HATE you, belly!! You motherfucker!!!
I'm also white as a ( Read more... )

I'm having trouble sleeping now, so how 'bout a quick post, huh? Excellent.

I'm having the WEIRDEST damn dreams lately. It felt like my dream last night lasted FOREVER.
And, as always, it made NO damn sense, whatsoever. This is what I remember:
I'm competing on one of those design shows on Bravo that my mom loves to watch and
the challenge is to make ( Read more... )

What up, you nosey mothers?

I didn't realize that it was MY job to post the "Deadly Nightcap" cast list. Nobody told me it
was MY responsibility, dammit. So excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME. :)

Anyway, here you are:

Brenda L. - Sarah
Trevor W. - Cliff
Brian T. - Jack
Stephanie L. - Kate
Sabrina S. - Anna
Brian W. - Geoffrey
Dan H. - Edward
Rebecca H. - Arlene (formerly ( Read more... )

I have NEVER known cold like this. This weather is freakin' scary.
I'm sorry about missing everyone at The Cherry Martini yet again,
but I'm not going out in this freezing shit unless I absolutely have to.
I don't think I'm going to be making it to the bar this Tuesday, either.
I plan on auditioning Tuesday for the Schoolcraft show and I might
just go ( Read more... )

THIS SNOW BITES MY ASS!!!! What the HELL is going on?!?

It won't stop fucking SNOWING!!!!! What a fucking sick-ass JOKE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My balls have icicles hanging from them!!!  Jeff and Kelley . . . if you're reading this . . . .

SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

(just kidding . . . . but in all ( Read more... )

So, I won 2nd place in the karaoke final at Stables on Saturday night, winning the $200 prize ( Read more... )

I am currently typing on the BRAND NEW computer. NICE!!! Let's hope it stays that way ( Read more... )

I have a computer to use for the time being, so let's see what's what ( Read more... )

Hey everyone, here's some of my usual (random?) posts ( Read more... )