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[maixknives]

Hurray. We're at war. While this means that things won't be boring, they won't be boring for the wrong reasons. Why are people so stupid and stubborn?

And meanwhile, my husband gets to haunt taverns incognito doing who-knows-what while I wrestle with my own problems, including trying to bleach the memory of Kyung's overzealous eyes.

And people

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[waterwhipitgood]

I saw that. What is his deal?

[maixknives]

I chock it up to his idiot days wandering around Ba Sing Se as a peasant.

[waterwhipitgood]

I meant the ambassador. Eew.

[maixknives]

That guy is a moron. "Azula is the real Firelord"? Give me a break. Her first 24 hours saw the entire capitol emptied out of everyone except for the people capable of making her Firelord, and she hadn't even been crowned yet.

Plus he's disgusting. If it wasn't for Zuko, I would have knifed him.

[sifuhonorpants]

Mai if you feel left out. I could always come up with a awesome incongnito name for you. We can go drinking like normal people. Like the old times. Besides haunting tavern is a art and I am awesome at it! Long live LEE THE PARTY KING!

[maixknives]

I'd name myself, thanks. Especially if all you can come up with is "Lee".

[sifuhonorpants]

It is LEE THE PARTAY KING, Mai. I have one for you Mai, LING THE PARTAY QUEEN! We can haunt bars all over town, or we can role play. Where I pick you up in the seedy bar, and we go "somewhere" for a passion night of passion.

[maixknives]

...

Yeah, good luck with that...