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Me (referring to his sort-of girlfriend): Maybe you have a thing for chubby girls
K: I do still think she's hot la. I just wonder how it would be like holding a smaller waist.
K: She's cute... Just kind of... stumpy. Maybe if she grew taller everything would even out?
Me:...
Woman administering PDL test: Okay, look below number 7 and tell me where it's facing.
Tletle: Huh? Where what's facing?
Woman: Below number 7.
Me: Er... It's facing me?
Driving instructor: Ok now test you on gears.
Tletle: Okay! P for park, R for rest, N for neutral, D for drive
Driving instructor:
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Driving instructor (after recovering from shock): So...how do you reverse?
Tletle: Eh... Go neutral lor!
Driving Instructor: Okay now test you on petrol.
TleTle: Haha can, this one I know. F for Full and E for Empty!
Instructor: Wah not bad. I thought you gonna tell me F for Finish and E for Enough.