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Di Va St Ar1511: its past my bedtime
MajikChucks13: Naughty naughty girl.
MajikChucks13: Are you going to bed?
Di Va St Ar1511: no
MajikChucks13: Oh.
MajikChucks13: Does that mean you need a story?
Di Va St Ar1511: umm sure
MajikChucks13: Can it be porn this time?
Di Va St Ar1511: yes
That was unexpected, so I gave her a normal story
MajikChucks13: Once upon a time, in a country not to far away...
MajikChucks13: In a time not that long away.
MajikChucks13: and in a donut, not that much eaten.
MajikChucks13: There lay a small little town, now this town wasn't just small population wise, but it was also really small in height.
MajikChucks13: Everyone wasn't over a foot tall.
MajikChucks13: In a small little house on UrDone Avenue, rests a man.
MajikChucks13: He's not an ordinary man, he's a quite special man.
MajikChucks13: And his name was..
MajikChucks13: Juan Trujillo.
MajikChucks13: Rumor has spread by some tall loaf story teller that he was an ogre that ate his anaconda wife, but he isn't.
MajikChucks13: He's just a small quite man who lives on the corner of UrDone Avenue, and Squerril Lane.
MajikChucks13: One day, the down needed a man to go and get bananas to eat, because there was a shortage.
MajikChucks13: Juan being the brave one, offered to try.
MajikChucks13: For this venture, Juan's wife (who is ironically also named Allison) gave him a plastic long tubing to use as a weapon.
MajikChucks13: Rumor has it came from this girl's father and was magical, but Juan dissagreed.
MajikChucks13: Juan then set off to his venture.
MajikChucks13: While walking on this dirt path to go find banana's, he heard a loud screetching voice.
MajikChucks13: "LISTEN UP FUCKERS!" it said.
MajikChucks13: Juan turned around stuned, and out from the tree's, came a girl, who couldn't be over five foot three.
MajikChucks13: She had big breasts and a nice ass, her name was Brenda.
MajikChucks13: Juan continued to stare at Brenda, while Brenda stared back.
MajikChucks13: Brenda then gave Juan and evil look, and reached into her pocket.
MajikChucks13: JUAN THEN SHRIVELED IN FEAR!
MajikChucks13: Brenda poped something out at her pocket, and pointed it at Juan.
MajikChucks13: It was a donkey pencil, which she repeatedly wacked Juan with.
MajikChucks13: "GET OUT OF MY FOREST!" she exclaimed.
MajikChucks13: Juan then states "Miss, do you know where I could find any bananas?"
MajikChucks13: "GAH! YES! GO DOWN THE PATH UNTIL YOU REACH SOME THING! AND TAKE A RIGHT!"
MajikChucks13: All of a sudden, a hot spanish (ref) kid passes by, which Brenda runs over to, she then taps him and he speaks in a ref. voice "CHOW ARR JOO?" the refugee states.
MajikChucks13: Brenda then runs away in fear to this girl named Anii, saying "He's fuckable, but just not the accent!" Then she stomps back into her forest exclaming profanities at little children.
MajikChucks13: (I really captured Brenda's figure/personality, huh?)
Di Va St Ar1511: ((yeah))
MajikChucks13: Juan then continues down the dirt path, stuned and confused about the previous encounters with the gorgeous oaf Brenda, but then gets over her.
MajikChucks13: Juan stops in his tracks, were a plastic sign that says "THIS THING!" stands infront of him.
MajikChucks13: Juan then recalls Brenda told him to take a right once he encounters this thing that states "this thing", so he does.
MajikChucks13: The dirt path suddenly turns into modern road, were he sees a sign.
MajikChucks13: "Welcome to Califor, Population: 1124342 Lon
MajikChucks13: "
MajikChucks13: "What's this" Juan exclaims, and he does his sterotypical Juan laugh.
MajikChucks13: ( I LOVE JUAN'S LAUGH)
MajikChucks13: So he then walks through the town of Califor.
MajikChucks13: "TEE HEE" he heres in the neighboring background, and looks around, but no one to be seen.
MajikChucks13: When Juan turns around, he realises his face is in someones crotch!
MajikChucks13: He looks up, and he finds it is the tall loaf storyteller, Lon.
MajikChucks13: "I know why you're here" Lon states.
MajikChucks13: Juan then states "Really? Can you please help me, I am looking for some..."
MajikChucks13: "I know, squirrel prostitues, yes, follow me"
MajikChucks13: Lon, then grabs Juan's hand, and drags him threw the town.
MajikChucks13: There, he meets a nice squerill prostitue named Anii, which they make a deal to were if Juan frees Anii from the clutches of that loaf of a squirrel storytelling pimp Lon, she'll give Juan all the banana's she needs.
MajikChucks13: Juan then kills Lon (By unknown causes) and free's Anii.
MajikChucks13: Anii then tells Juan to run into that wall, and you'll find all the banana's he needs.
MajikChucks13: Which Juan does, But the wall is still stiff, and Juan passes out.
MajikChucks13: JUAN WAKES UP IN A LAND FULL OF BANANAS!
MajikChucks13: He gets all of them in his sack, puts on a tinker bell costume, and flies away.
MajikChucks13: Back to his town, where he marries Anii, and they have 30234023492 kids.
MajikChucks13: Juan saves the day.
MajikChucks13: Lon the storytellin' squirrel pimp dies
MajikChucks13: Allison still gets eaten by Juan the Ogre.
MajikChucks13: Sandra and Lon (The nice Lon) get married and move in next door to Juan and Anii and have so many ska and emo kids the roof explodes and rains sprinkles.
MajikChucks13: Mysterious ska man #1 throws a huge party where everyone is invited.
MajikChucks13: Elmo dances the night away
MajikChucks13 wants to directly connect.
Di Va St Ar1511 is now directly connected.
MajikChucks13: *insert picture of dancing elmo here*
MajikChucks13: And everyone lives..
MajikChucks13: happily.
MajikChucks13: ever.
MajikChucks13: after.
MajikChucks13: The End. =)