Refs, why do they have to be so...troublesome.

Exhibit A:
Supercuts      Lon Beshiri went to Supercuts on Miracle Mile to get his hair cut. Of course Mr. Beshiri did not want to go to Supercuts due to the fact it's a babershop, for Cuban ladies with no English. Of course the hair stylist Yasmin, (Yeah, do I really need to go further with the name ( Read more... )

( HO! EQUATION TIME )

News just in:
MR. GOODBAR IS ACTUALLY BAD

Alley, Nataly, Shia, Mel, Evelyn.

True playa's to the game.

Lenny I'm bored.
Lon: Want to go cock block?
Lenny: Yeah, lets go.

( On the left hand side? )

In the word of Taryn.

"I just realised my journal was full of useless shit"

You can so replace that guy in the Liam Lynch video "United States of Whatever" (Which is very low-budget AND VERY WELL MADE) with me and it would be the same.

What?

( Who kicked motherfucking ass today? )

I ran into a tree-branch last night.

Anyone need more proof I'm a dumbass?