honestly... Matchbox 20? c'mon. That should have been the most obvious red flag

[majortom]

Wednesday One-Liners Couldn't Get into Stuyvesant

Elegant 20-ish black chick on cell: Do you truly expect me to come out to New Jersey so I can drink Rolling Rock? And listen to Matchbox 20? With a bunch of white bitches? Who majored in Psychology? ... How many things are wrong with that?

--Salvation Army store, Waverly Place

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[fagasaurus_rex]

Young boy pumping arms at sides and thrusting pelvis: Fertilize me!

--Starbucks

[majortom]

Funny thing is... I find myself doing the same thing now and I'm going to be 23.

[fagasaurus_rex]

haha, its probably the sexiest line one can use during relations. ill try it out sometime see how it goes down.

[majortom]

perhaps we should go to the mall and institute this new tatctic at any of the numerous dunkin donuts in the area