"A Tale of Two Lovers" or "The Gates / Jobs Affair"

[majortom]

i need to put up and advert in the personals that reads

"I'll probably hate you but i'm willing to have a fleeting one night stand with you for a brand new iMac. also i'm a decent cook. but more importantly -- i want a new iMac."

as you can tell...
...much like a tumor, my hatred for my laptop pc has grown to a size that merits surgical

Comments

[majortom]

this shit is a garden of eden. ain't nobody stickin' their ipod in my usb hub. that's fo' sho'

im just trying to state how strongly im lusting after a mac after years of pc use