Placed under multiple cuts because big.

( Dorms )

God dammit.

I'm going deaf in my left ear.

I need help.

A short exchange between me and one of my suitemates just now:

Him: It's, like, 3:30 in the morning. You know that, right?
Me: Yeah?
Him: Just throwing that out there.
Me: You're awake too.
Him: Yeah? We party hard, you party harder. Got it.
Me: ...
Him: Later, man.
Me: *rolleyes*

Yeah. Because partying is the only reason anyone could ever have ( Read more... )

Have you ever met someone who never seems to say anything seriously? Or at least who you can never tell if they're being ironic or serious ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziyFLzOS_4

Great, now I'm going to be randomly cracking up at the most inappropriate times when I suddenly remember lines from this video. I hope you're all happy.

(link is nsfw)