Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted

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The following message was taped on my door yesterday.

If you ever want to see your headband alive again, these are the demands:

Call (insert phone # here) or e-mail (insert address here), with the purpose of planning with J.J. a night this week when the two of you could participate in one of those rituals of Western civilization often known as a "

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laura and i were reading this just now and we think this should be in a movie. mail this entry to steven spielberg, baby!