I am lonely and bored. Someone come hang out with me today.

My day was fascinating ( Read more... )

To inform everyone of recent events between Gabe and me, we are not fighting. We are much too close to fight. I am like a body, and he is my elbow, and then he is also the hand, so, he jerks me off. Oh boy, I hate my life. Anyway, Gabe and I aren't fighting, we just decided, since we're tearing down the Wall, we chose to go back to our separate ( Read more... )

The fairy tale comes to an end. Add me back. Thank you.

delete_the_time Add us. Me. + Him. ME.

So, read Gabe's post. Then stop at the part where me and him split up. Okay, so I have to walk through a dark golf course, right? Scary. Then, I enter the dark, graveyard area, with a horizon of grass, and hear something move in the woods. Oh shit. I stop. And I see something move. Oh shittin' ass. It wasn't an animal. It was hunched like a human. ( Read more... )

I have ( Read more... )

Cellular Phone Rings..............................

( Level 9... )

Remember to turn your phone off in the movies.

Cellular phone rings...

Level 6 - "Shit, my phone"
Level 7 - Vibrate.
Level 8 - Atom bomb testing in pocket.

Cellular phone rings...

Level 1 - Scream.
Level 2 - Scream. (loud)
Level 3 - Midget punches you in the nuts and uses a funnel to scream in your ear.
Level 4 - Phone turns into Kennedy Space Center and launches a rocket.
Level 5 - Mexican Hat Dance.