Gabe ejaculated pepper.

He screamed.

I answered my cell phone.

They hung up.

Then we listened to Twist and Shout.

I finally got a god damn fucking faced iPod. Shittin' ass. Just finished fucking that up. Went to Miami this weekend, wasn't that bad, because the night before I left, I got to be with Hope, and it was FANTASTIC...!!! Well, Gabe couldn't come to Miami, because I thought we weren't going to go then my mom suddenly tells me we're leaving. Well, it ( Read more... )

I have ( Read more... )

( I jerk ass! )

Listening to Jentulain practice. They decided to play Smells Like Teen Spirit. Clicheaxafs. I r sxe. Anyways. Worked today. Shithead. Work tomorrow. 8 A.M. to 1. God dammit. I will make it to Campfire though. So I HOPE she goes. Hm... I wanna watch them practice but I won't fit in Gabe's room. I can hear them through the wall. Heh. Hmm... I hate ( Read more... )

At Gabe's. I'm so depressed right now. Someone I deeply cared for is... gone... just gone. Mitch Hedberg was a great man. Now, what does comedy have to look forward to? Shitty episodes of Mad TV? That's it. God dammit. He was one of the only good people in the world, and he's gone. There obviously is not a god. Why would a loving god take such a ( Read more... )

So, I've been depressed lately. Today was probably the best day of spring break. I served everyone fiercly all week, then tonight, I shut up and hung out with everyone... (Actually, just Gabe and Hope.) Hope is the only girl I know who isn't a bitch faced bitch head. Well, I'm glad I have 2 friends now ( Read more... )

"No One Is Going To Read This.," I told myself. People could really question what goes on in my head, if they'd just dig a bit deeper than my "impressive" jokes and my ugly teeth. This world is so big, and there's so many people, yet everyone thinks that their little "fights" or "arguments" with their parents or friends, who could not careless ( Read more... )

Hey, guess what?

You're an ass plunger.

Plung this for a bit.

Comment and tell me if you would like to see me again, and why.

Comment and tell me if you wouldn't want to see me again and why not.

Assholes.

"...Oh, You Can't Do That, Everybody's Green, Because I'm The One That Won Your Love, But If They See... You Talkin' That Way, They'll Laugh In My Face..."

Sometimes, the Beatles piss me off. Why you ask? SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TELLING YOU... The Beatles piss me off, because they rock so hard. - End.

btw dewd...

Die.