Finally, I saw Parrots of the Cribean. An amazing story. I completely know how that kid felt. Working so hard, never being recognized by his elders for all of his potential. Finally succombing to the lack of positive reinforcement and becoming an alcoholic only to rise out of it and eventually become President of... the... Caribean ( Read more... )

I thought I'd write a more detailed log this time. Tell me what y'all think. Afterall, you pay my salary. The least I can do is write my entries at a length you'd appreciate. Although, if you don't like it just remember that *I* gave you back your taxes ( Read more... )

You see, only 3 days into my vacation and already the world is falling to pieces ( Read more... )

in my searchin' I found Letterman's database of "The GEORGE W. BUSH JOKE THAT'S NOT REALLY A JOKE ( Read more... )

So, I'm welcoming the new Palestinian PM, Mr. Ab-ass to the White House and one of my interns corrects me as we're walking down the corridor. "Mr. Bush, it's Abass not ab ass ( Read more... )

I was reading the Onion, as I always do, and I got this email from Bill. Now, I've got to say I'm kind of sick of him sending me email all the time. I've got a country to run, and he thinks it's necessary to send me little friendly emails ( Read more... )

Doesn't anyone understand economics anymore ( Read more... )

Once and for all, I'm through! I've had it ( Read more... )