23 coffins [Video]

Sep 07, 2011 00:33

[Undertaker is outside somewhere, smiling as he holds the PCD at arms length, just high enough to see what's behind him-- three flying pigs that are no longer able to fly away, wings clipped just so, just inside one of those holes he tends to dig so very early in the morning.]Would anyone care to have something as close to a pig that this place can ( Read more... )

gravedigging isn't just a job, entertaining himself, he has something still alive, something happen? oh well, undertaker loves you all really, doesn't matter the weather, cheery, adstring u so funny, couldn't give a f#&k, what even, crazy man is crazy

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[Video] supermistfrog September 7 2011, 19:03:16 UTC
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Would knives do?

[Pork is rather delicious, and Bel certainly won't miss a few knives.]

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[Video] makemehrrr September 7 2011, 22:56:06 UTC
Depends on the knives.

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[Video//private] supermistfrog September 8 2011, 00:34:22 UTC
Highest class, assassin-grade throwing knives that can cut through flesh as easily as butter. I'm sure these would be useful to your mad scientist experiments, yes?

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[Video//private] makemehrrr September 8 2011, 00:42:32 UTC
[Have fun with some of that odd 'Gu fu fu fu'ing laughter at the mad scientist bit.]

Ve~ry useful, good knives are so hard to come by.

[Even they may get passed to Sebastian to keep the demon cooking for him and not just the cats. HE WOULD STILL GET USE OF THEM.]

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huntressrip September 7 2011, 21:07:49 UTC
[Studies the holes and the trapped pigs.]

..I do not zee zhe point of keeping zhose zhings alive.

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makemehrrr September 7 2011, 22:57:15 UTC
The longer they live the more you can fatten them up for meat, and this coming winter some would possibly enjoy a fat pig to slaughter for fresh meat, Miss Rip.

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huntressrip September 8 2011, 05:26:33 UTC
I see.

[Shrugs.]

I vould razher kill zhem now und feed Hadewig.

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makemehrrr September 8 2011, 07:15:16 UTC
It's not for everyone. Some prefer to have more meat by waiting for them to put on more weight.

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[Video] capuletnomore September 8 2011, 01:12:18 UTC
[The appeal of pork, especially having pork for Tybalt, overrides her feeling of unease enough to speak to him.]

What sorts of things would you wish in return for a pig, good sir?

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[Video] makemehrrr September 8 2011, 01:30:33 UTC
Anything someone is willing to offer, my dear. Ev~er~y little bit helps in such a place as this, yes?

[That smile of his is something between pleasent and.. the usual creepyness that is always somehow there.]

Any cloth that can be spared, perhaps a few chores to be done that will give me a little free time-- anything that comes to mind! [Of course some of those chores are probably for those who can stand the sight of blood.. And organs in jars.]

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[Video] capuletnomore September 8 2011, 01:35:47 UTC
[When she comes to collect a pig, she is bringing her cousin as escort.]

Indeed, good sir. We - we must all rely on one another to truly thrive in such a place as this.

I have cloth, and I am able to sew and mend, should you need such things. I also have some wool, still. We were able to shear more than I have been able to spin.

[Of course, she keeps getting distracted from spinning by her other chores and family disputes, but, shh.]

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[Video] makemehrrr September 8 2011, 01:54:22 UTC
[He can help get the pig out of it's hole!]

No matter if some realise less on others than some-- not all of us here can survive as easily, hm~?

I could use some cloth, along with taking some of that wool off your hands. There's a friend of mine who could spin it for me-- running a little low on yarn for my knitting.

[If this man didn't live with a demon he'd not have as much free time as he does.]

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