Getting to know Willy. Enter at your own risk.
-Part I-
1a. Do you, or did you, have any role models? Was I supposed to have one?
1b. Do you have any heroes or idols, either contemporary or from legend? Charles Darwin. He had a funny way of looking at the world. I like it.
1c. If so, have you ever met any of your role models? Heaven's no. He's long since returned to great big grab bag in the sky...or maybe returned as some new species yet to be discovered.
1d. Did you ever become disillusioned with former heroes or idols? I can't say that I have.
1e. If so, why and what were the circumstances? You have a big nose, don't you?
2a. Do you have any dreams or ambitions? Of course I do.
2b. If not, why? I'll skip this.
3a. What are your short term goals (what would you like to be doing within a year)? Golly, if I told you that, it wouldn't be a surprise now would it?
3b. What are your long term goals (what would you like to be doing twenty years from now)? Why to be the best of course.
3c. If these goals seem at odds with each other or with your dreams, how do you reconcile the differences? What differences?
3d. How do you seek to fulfill these dreams, goals, & ambitions? I bet if you crossed your eyes and looked real hard, you'll see it right in front of you.
4a. Do you have any great rational or irrational fears or phobias? Nope.
4b. If so, what are the origins of or reasons behind them? I'm not telling.
4c. What, if anything, would it take for you to be able to overcome this? Why do you wanna know?
4d. How do you react when this fear manifests itself? I'll let you know when that happens.
4e. Are you willing to discuss, or even admit to, the situation? Discuss what?
5a. What are your attitudes regarding material wealth? Well, since I'm a giant success, I guess it's okay. I have no complaints.
5b. Are you miserly with your share of the wealth, or do you spend it freely? I don't spend on a whim. That's just silly.
5c. Are you greedy or generous? Generous.
5d. Do you see wealth as a mark of success, or just as a means to an end? Success of course.
6. How do you generally treat others? I treat others as I seem fit. Why, I can peg a personality flaw a mile away. I'm very good at watching people.
7. Do you trust easily (perhaps too easily) or not? Nope.
8. Are you introverted (shy and withdrawn) or extroverted (outgoing)? A little of both. Wow, now this is getting a little serious.
9. Are you a humble soul or unspeakably proud? What kind of a question is that?
10. Do you act differently than you feel (concealing your true thoughts)? Of course.
11. What habits would you find most annoying in friends? My friends are the Oompa Loompas. They don't annoy me at all although they are a rather curious bunch. Never a dull moment with them at all.
12. Is there any race, creed, alignment, religion, class, profession, political viewpoint, or the like against which you are strongly prejudiced, and why? Only ones that push ideals on others. That's not a good thing. No sir.
13a. How do others typically react to you? I'm not sure. I think it's more along the lines of "That guy's really weird." I don't mind.
13b. Why, in your opinion, do they act that way? They simply don't understand.
14a. What is your favourite food? What is your favourite drink? Roast beef and cornbread with grape juice in a wine glass.
14b. What is your favourite treat (desert)? Pie.
14c. Do you favour a particular cuisine? Mostly anything home cooked. I don't like fast food. It's too fast and it's rushed.
14d. Do you savor the tastes when eating or "wolf down" your food? I like to savor my meals.
14e. Do you like food mild or heavily spiced? Oh heavens no. I like a good balance of flavors.
14f. Are there any specific foodstuffs that you find disgusting or refuse to eat? Chewing gum.
14g. Are you allergic to any food? Nope.
15. What are your favourite colour(s)? I like all colors. I prefer reds and purples.
16. Do you have a favourite (or hated) song, type of music, or instrument? I'm not entirely picky but I'm not really fond of this new stuff that people listen to.
17. If you have a favourite scent, what is it? Chocolate.
18a. What is your favourite type of animal? I like peacocks.
18b. Why do you have an affinity for that creature? They're graceful, hardy and they're not shy.
18c. Is there a certain type of animal that you hate or fear? Snozzwangers, hornswagglers and wangdoodles. Those things are scary.
18d. Are you allergic to any kinds of animals? Nope.
19. Do you have any allergies? Didn't you just ask that earlier? No.
20. Is there anything that enrages you? Oh heavens, if I were ever enraged I believe that a certain little someone would cry a river. Nope. I can't say that I have anything like that.
21. Is there anything which embarrasses you? Lots of things.
22. Do you enjoy "roughing it", or do you prefer your creature comforts? Ha ha!! You're really weird.
23a. Do you believe in god(s) or not? Show me where he is and I'll say it to him.
23b. Are you very religious? Um....
23c. Do you actively worship and proselytize or do you simply pay lip service? .....
23d. What lengths would you go to defend your faith? .....
23e. Was your faith influenced or molded by anyone special? .....
23f. Do you belong to the orthodox church, or a fringe element thereof (and is the group accepted, frowned upon, or considered heretics)? .....
23g. How has faith influenced or changed your life? I can't imagine how that wouldn't matter.
23h. Is your church an accepted religion where you grew up or did it have to conduct its services in secret? ....
24a. Can you kill? Why would I wanna do a thing like that?
24b. When did you decide (or learn) that you could? Any one can do it.
24c. What happened and how did you handle it? Nothing happened that would warrant such a heavy act but the thought has crossed my mind once.
24d. When do you consider it okay to kill (under what circumstances)? It's not okay.
24e. When do you consider it wrong to kill (under what circumstances)? It's always wrong.
25a. What would you do if someone else attempted to (or successfully did) kill under the wrong circumstances, what would be your reaction? First of all, being in that position requires me to see it and if I had seen it, that would make me an accomplice because I wouldn't act. I think I would be in shock.
25b. What if it were your enemy? ....
25c. What if it were your friend? .....
25d. What if it were an innocent? ......
25e. What if the opponent were not in control of their own actions (i.e.-under duress, charmed, dominated, possessed, etc.)? If the person is innocent and was put in that situation, the person is no longer innocent since now that action has tainted and corrupted his or her's entire state of being. This isn't a very good subject to talk about. Can we move on please?
-Part II-
26. What would you do if someone shot at (attacked) you? .....
27. What would you do if something were stolen from you? I would do what I did last time, lock my doors.
28. What would you do if you were badly insulted publicly? I would insult them back.
29. What would you do if a good friend or relative were killed by means other than natural death? I don't like this question.
30. What is the one task you would absolutely refuse to do? Can we move on please?
31. What do you consider to be the worst crime someone could commit and why? ....You need therapy.
32a. How do you feel about government (rulers) in general? There's too many rules already.
32b. Why do you feel that way? Have you seen all of them? It's written down in City Hall and they have rules for EVERYTHING.
32c. Do you support the current government of your homeland? Homeland security. Let's look at this a bit. We live in a country that has no gates or walls yet there are laws that make them very present. How is that freedom? It's not. It's really a matter of prospective and really I hate talking about politics. It's not my game but I'm in it so that makes me a player, right? Okay, now, take all of that into consideration and what do we have? A democracy that likes to control everything. No, I can't say that I like it but I know it's there for a reason. Okay moving along....
32d. If so, how far are you willing to go to defend the government? I wouldn't go to war if that's what you mean.
32e. If not, do you actively oppose it? Nope.
32f. Do you belong to an anti-government organization? That's a loaded question with a strawman defense.
32g. If so, describe the group and its aims. Give me a target and I'll show you.
32h. What form of government do you believe is the best (democracy, monarchy, anarchy, aristocratic rule, oligarchy, matriarchy) and why? None of them. They all eventually become corrupt because the people are corrupt.
32i. Have you ever been persecuted for your political stance? Nope. Never voiced my opinions openly....until now.
32j. If so, describe the occurrence and how it affected you? Moving along.
33a. Are you a member of any non-religious group, cause, order, or organization? Not this again.
33b. If so describe it, its goals, and membership. ....
33c. How loyal are you to this group and why? ....
33d. How did you become a member? ....
33e. If you are a former member, did you leave voluntarily or involuntarily and why? ....
33f. Was it under good (amicable) conditions or bad? I have to join a group to leave it. Haven't you been paying attention?
33g. Are you being sought or hunted by the organization? Nope.
33h. If so, by whom and with what intent (to murder you, to force your return through blackmail or coercion, to spy on you and make sure they do not reveal any of the groups secrets)? If that were the case, which it isn't, they would get lost trying to find me and they may give up after a week.
34a. Do you have any unusual habits or dominant personality traits that are evident to others? Of course. Doesn't anyone?
34b. If so, describe them and how you acquired them, as well as when they might be more noticeable and what causes them? I didn't wanna grow up.
34c. How do you react if made fun of for any of these things? I poke fun right back.
35a. Do you have any unusual or nervous mannerisms, such as when talking, thinking, afraid, under stress, or when embarrassed? Nope. Oh, I don't like to be touched.
35b. If so, are there any reasons behind them from your past? I wasn't hugged enough as a child, I guess.
36a. Do you have an unusual gait? Uh....no.
36b. If so, where did you acquire it? Acquire what?
36c. Are there any circumstances where they become more (or less) evident? Not really.
37. What kind of accent do you have? From where? Is this your natural accent? Well, my parents were British but I dropped the accent a good while back to become my own person.
38. What place would you most like to visit? Pluto.
39. What annoys you the most? Annoying things.
40. What (if any) are your favourite forms of art? My own art which is eatable, I might add.
41. What is your most treasured possession? My hat and my cane.
42. What things could you not live without? My hat and my cane.
43. Do you have a good luck charm? Sure I do and they are all permanently embellished on my back, arms and shoulders.
44. If your life were to end in 24 hours, what 5 things would you do in those remaining hours? Got to Pluto. I can see the entire universe from there.
45. Do you prefer to tear down or build up? Build of course.
46. Are you deliberate or spontaneous? I'm deliberately spontaneous.
47. Do you prefer the town or the country? Country. Less people.
48. If made to decide, would you rather be deaf or blind? Why? Oh gosh, neither. Maybe deaf. Blind I wouldn't be able to create anything.
49. How do you feel about magic, myth, and the supernatural? Oh it's there alright.
50a. Do you remember your dreams? Of course.
50b. Describe a typical dream you might have. Um....no.
50c. Describe your worst nightmares. Nope.
Part III
51a. Do you have a daily routine? Of course.
51b. If so, what is it? You're nose is getting bigger.
51c. How do you feel and react when this routine is interrupted for some reason? I feel weird for the rest of the day.
51d. What does your evening routine consist of? Stop poking and you'll find out.
51e. Do you follow these routines during 'down' time, or even when out in the world? Maybe.
52. What are your hobbies when you are not out in the world? Making things.
53. What is your idea of a good evening's entertainment? Listening to my Oompa Loompas.
54. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself? Make chocolate and build something with it.
55. What do you do for relaxation? Make chocolate.
56. Do you enjoy reading? If so, what do you read? Of course. I like reading about Atlantis.
57. What music do you like? Will you listen to or sing the same songs over and over, or does it drive you nuts when people do that? Maybe. I do like what my Oompa Loompas sing.
58. What things do you do for enjoyment? I just answered that.
59. What do you like to study/learn about? Oi. *smacks forehead*
60a. Do you have a look or style? Some call me a dandy.
60b. If so, describe it. You just asked that.
61. What do you normally wear in bed at home? Pajamas.
62. Do you wear any identifiable jewelry? Nope.
63a. What pastime (that you participate in regularly) gives you the most enjoyment? Exploring.
63b. What pastime (that you participate in regularly) gives you the least enjoyment? Watching TV.
64a. Do you read the newspaper? Yes.
64b. If so, which sections and how often? Anything that's interesting and I do do daily.
64. What are your hangout places? Do I look like a monkey? Monkeys hang out. I prefer the term "visiting". I go to Charlies.
65a. Do you ever go to bars? No.
65b. Any specific bar? What did I say?
66. Do you play pool? No.
67a. Do you go dancing? No.
67b. Who goes with you? .....
68. How do you exercise? I walk.
69a. Do you rent or own your residence? Own. Duh.
69b. Is it an apartment, house or castle? It's a factory. I guess that's the same as a castle.
69c. How close are the neighbors? Ha ha!!! That's funny!
69d. Is it a good neighborhood? I guess so.
69e. What colour is the house? Gray and stone.
69f. What about a flower garden? I have a meadow...inside....eatable.
69g. What does your furniture look like? Like furniture.
69h. What are your walls covered with? Wallpaper, art, photos? Paint.
69i. What sorts of curtains do you have? Frilly lacy ones, Venetian blinds, pull-down shades? Curtains? In a factory? Ha ha!! You're really weird.
70a. Do you keep your house clean? Of course.
70b. Do you clean it yourself? No. That would take too long.
71a. What does your desk or workspace look like? Small and cramped, huge and expansive, covered in drifts of books and papers?, neatly ordered and clean? Expansive and it's clean. After all, it is a factory.
71b. Can you find what you're looking for when you need it? Of course I can.
72a. Do you cook your own meals? Yes I do.
72b. Are you a good cook, a gourmet, or a terrible cook? I'm a gourmand. I value my sense of taste and I take good care of my senses too.
72c. Do you eat out? No.
73. Are you on a diet? Yes.
74. How do you get around locally? I walk or I take my elevator.
75. Do you get seasick, airsick, motion sick (auto or animal)? Nope.
Part IV
76a. Are there any modes of travel that either thrill or terrify you? My elevator. It's very fast and it can go anywhere.
76b. What are they? I just said it.
76c. Why? Because it's fun.
77. Do you like riding animals? No. That hurts the poor animal's back.
78. Where do you vacation, and how often? No, I don't vacation.
79a. Do you have any pets? No.
79b. If so, do you take them with you? Um....
79c. What do you do with them when you are out in the world? .....
79d. If you don't have a pet what kind do you want? .....
79e. If you don't have a pet why don't you have one? ....
80. Do you keep a calendar or address book? Yes.
81a. Did you leave a will? You bet I do and Charlie has it.
81b. What does it say? Charlie has it.
82a. Do you like being alone? Well...that depends on why I'm alone and the reason for being alone. That's a pretty loose definition. Can you be a bit more specific?
82b. If you are alone can you be found? Well that depends.
82c. If you were found how would you react? Maybe a little shocked. Probably a little scared and definitely curious.
83. If someone was going to play you in a movie who would you want it to be? They're making a movie? How exciting!
1a. Do you, or did you, have any role models? Was I supposed to have one?
1b. Do you have any heroes or idols, either contemporary or from legend? Charles Darwin. He had a funny way of looking at the world. I like it.
1c. If so, have you ever met any of your role models? Heaven's no. He's long since returned to great big grab bag in the sky...or maybe returned as some new species yet to be discovered.
1d. Did you ever become disillusioned with former heroes or idols? I can't say that I have.
1e. If so, why and what were the circumstances? You have a big nose, don't you?
2a. Do you have any dreams or ambitions? Of course I do.
2b. If not, why? I'll skip this.
3a. What are your short term goals (what would you like to be doing within a year)? Golly, if I told you that, it wouldn't be a surprise now would it?
3b. What are your long term goals (what would you like to be doing twenty years from now)? Why to be the best of course.
3c. If these goals seem at odds with each other or with your dreams, how do you reconcile the differences? What differences?
3d. How do you seek to fulfill these dreams, goals, & ambitions? I bet if you crossed your eyes and looked real hard, you'll see it right in front of you.
4a. Do you have any great rational or irrational fears or phobias? Nope.
4b. If so, what are the origins of or reasons behind them? I'm not telling.
4c. What, if anything, would it take for you to be able to overcome this? Why do you wanna know?
4d. How do you react when this fear manifests itself? I'll let you know when that happens.
4e. Are you willing to discuss, or even admit to, the situation? Discuss what?
5a. What are your attitudes regarding material wealth? Well, since I'm a giant success, I guess it's okay. I have no complaints.
5b. Are you miserly with your share of the wealth, or do you spend it freely? I don't spend on a whim. That's just silly.
5c. Are you greedy or generous? Generous.
5d. Do you see wealth as a mark of success, or just as a means to an end? Success of course.
6. How do you generally treat others? I treat others as I seem fit. Why, I can peg a personality flaw a mile away. I'm very good at watching people.
7. Do you trust easily (perhaps too easily) or not? Nope.
8. Are you introverted (shy and withdrawn) or extroverted (outgoing)? A little of both. Wow, now this is getting a little serious.
9. Are you a humble soul or unspeakably proud? What kind of a question is that?
10. Do you act differently than you feel (concealing your true thoughts)? Of course.
11. What habits would you find most annoying in friends? My friends are the Oompa Loompas. They don't annoy me at all although they are a rather curious bunch. Never a dull moment with them at all.
12. Is there any race, creed, alignment, religion, class, profession, political viewpoint, or the like against which you are strongly prejudiced, and why? Only ones that push ideals on others. That's not a good thing. No sir.
13a. How do others typically react to you? I'm not sure. I think it's more along the lines of "That guy's really weird." I don't mind.
13b. Why, in your opinion, do they act that way? They simply don't understand.
14a. What is your favourite food? What is your favourite drink? Roast beef and cornbread with grape juice in a wine glass.
14b. What is your favourite treat (desert)? Pie.
14c. Do you favour a particular cuisine? Mostly anything home cooked. I don't like fast food. It's too fast and it's rushed.
14d. Do you savor the tastes when eating or "wolf down" your food? I like to savor my meals.
14e. Do you like food mild or heavily spiced? Oh heavens no. I like a good balance of flavors.
14f. Are there any specific foodstuffs that you find disgusting or refuse to eat? Chewing gum.
14g. Are you allergic to any food? Nope.
15. What are your favourite colour(s)? I like all colors. I prefer reds and purples.
16. Do you have a favourite (or hated) song, type of music, or instrument? I'm not entirely picky but I'm not really fond of this new stuff that people listen to.
17. If you have a favourite scent, what is it? Chocolate.
18a. What is your favourite type of animal? I like peacocks.
18b. Why do you have an affinity for that creature? They're graceful, hardy and they're not shy.
18c. Is there a certain type of animal that you hate or fear? Snozzwangers, hornswagglers and wangdoodles. Those things are scary.
18d. Are you allergic to any kinds of animals? Nope.
19. Do you have any allergies? Didn't you just ask that earlier? No.
20. Is there anything that enrages you? Oh heavens, if I were ever enraged I believe that a certain little someone would cry a river. Nope. I can't say that I have anything like that.
21. Is there anything which embarrasses you? Lots of things.
22. Do you enjoy "roughing it", or do you prefer your creature comforts? Ha ha!! You're really weird.
23a. Do you believe in god(s) or not? Show me where he is and I'll say it to him.
23b. Are you very religious? Um....
23c. Do you actively worship and proselytize or do you simply pay lip service? .....
23d. What lengths would you go to defend your faith? .....
23e. Was your faith influenced or molded by anyone special? .....
23f. Do you belong to the orthodox church, or a fringe element thereof (and is the group accepted, frowned upon, or considered heretics)? .....
23g. How has faith influenced or changed your life? I can't imagine how that wouldn't matter.
23h. Is your church an accepted religion where you grew up or did it have to conduct its services in secret? ....
24a. Can you kill? Why would I wanna do a thing like that?
24b. When did you decide (or learn) that you could? Any one can do it.
24c. What happened and how did you handle it? Nothing happened that would warrant such a heavy act but the thought has crossed my mind once.
24d. When do you consider it okay to kill (under what circumstances)? It's not okay.
24e. When do you consider it wrong to kill (under what circumstances)? It's always wrong.
25a. What would you do if someone else attempted to (or successfully did) kill under the wrong circumstances, what would be your reaction? First of all, being in that position requires me to see it and if I had seen it, that would make me an accomplice because I wouldn't act. I think I would be in shock.
25b. What if it were your enemy? ....
25c. What if it were your friend? .....
25d. What if it were an innocent? ......
25e. What if the opponent were not in control of their own actions (i.e.-under duress, charmed, dominated, possessed, etc.)? If the person is innocent and was put in that situation, the person is no longer innocent since now that action has tainted and corrupted his or her's entire state of being. This isn't a very good subject to talk about. Can we move on please?
-Part II-
26. What would you do if someone shot at (attacked) you? .....
27. What would you do if something were stolen from you? I would do what I did last time, lock my doors.
28. What would you do if you were badly insulted publicly? I would insult them back.
29. What would you do if a good friend or relative were killed by means other than natural death? I don't like this question.
30. What is the one task you would absolutely refuse to do? Can we move on please?
31. What do you consider to be the worst crime someone could commit and why? ....You need therapy.
32a. How do you feel about government (rulers) in general? There's too many rules already.
32b. Why do you feel that way? Have you seen all of them? It's written down in City Hall and they have rules for EVERYTHING.
32c. Do you support the current government of your homeland? Homeland security. Let's look at this a bit. We live in a country that has no gates or walls yet there are laws that make them very present. How is that freedom? It's not. It's really a matter of prospective and really I hate talking about politics. It's not my game but I'm in it so that makes me a player, right? Okay, now, take all of that into consideration and what do we have? A democracy that likes to control everything. No, I can't say that I like it but I know it's there for a reason. Okay moving along....
32d. If so, how far are you willing to go to defend the government? I wouldn't go to war if that's what you mean.
32e. If not, do you actively oppose it? Nope.
32f. Do you belong to an anti-government organization? That's a loaded question with a strawman defense.
32g. If so, describe the group and its aims. Give me a target and I'll show you.
32h. What form of government do you believe is the best (democracy, monarchy, anarchy, aristocratic rule, oligarchy, matriarchy) and why? None of them. They all eventually become corrupt because the people are corrupt.
32i. Have you ever been persecuted for your political stance? Nope. Never voiced my opinions openly....until now.
32j. If so, describe the occurrence and how it affected you? Moving along.
33a. Are you a member of any non-religious group, cause, order, or organization? Not this again.
33b. If so describe it, its goals, and membership. ....
33c. How loyal are you to this group and why? ....
33d. How did you become a member? ....
33e. If you are a former member, did you leave voluntarily or involuntarily and why? ....
33f. Was it under good (amicable) conditions or bad? I have to join a group to leave it. Haven't you been paying attention?
33g. Are you being sought or hunted by the organization? Nope.
33h. If so, by whom and with what intent (to murder you, to force your return through blackmail or coercion, to spy on you and make sure they do not reveal any of the groups secrets)? If that were the case, which it isn't, they would get lost trying to find me and they may give up after a week.
34a. Do you have any unusual habits or dominant personality traits that are evident to others? Of course. Doesn't anyone?
34b. If so, describe them and how you acquired them, as well as when they might be more noticeable and what causes them? I didn't wanna grow up.
34c. How do you react if made fun of for any of these things? I poke fun right back.
35a. Do you have any unusual or nervous mannerisms, such as when talking, thinking, afraid, under stress, or when embarrassed? Nope. Oh, I don't like to be touched.
35b. If so, are there any reasons behind them from your past? I wasn't hugged enough as a child, I guess.
36a. Do you have an unusual gait? Uh....no.
36b. If so, where did you acquire it? Acquire what?
36c. Are there any circumstances where they become more (or less) evident? Not really.
37. What kind of accent do you have? From where? Is this your natural accent? Well, my parents were British but I dropped the accent a good while back to become my own person.
38. What place would you most like to visit? Pluto.
39. What annoys you the most? Annoying things.
40. What (if any) are your favourite forms of art? My own art which is eatable, I might add.
41. What is your most treasured possession? My hat and my cane.
42. What things could you not live without? My hat and my cane.
43. Do you have a good luck charm? Sure I do and they are all permanently embellished on my back, arms and shoulders.
44. If your life were to end in 24 hours, what 5 things would you do in those remaining hours? Got to Pluto. I can see the entire universe from there.
45. Do you prefer to tear down or build up? Build of course.
46. Are you deliberate or spontaneous? I'm deliberately spontaneous.
47. Do you prefer the town or the country? Country. Less people.
48. If made to decide, would you rather be deaf or blind? Why? Oh gosh, neither. Maybe deaf. Blind I wouldn't be able to create anything.
49. How do you feel about magic, myth, and the supernatural? Oh it's there alright.
50a. Do you remember your dreams? Of course.
50b. Describe a typical dream you might have. Um....no.
50c. Describe your worst nightmares. Nope.
Part III
51a. Do you have a daily routine? Of course.
51b. If so, what is it? You're nose is getting bigger.
51c. How do you feel and react when this routine is interrupted for some reason? I feel weird for the rest of the day.
51d. What does your evening routine consist of? Stop poking and you'll find out.
51e. Do you follow these routines during 'down' time, or even when out in the world? Maybe.
52. What are your hobbies when you are not out in the world? Making things.
53. What is your idea of a good evening's entertainment? Listening to my Oompa Loompas.
54. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself? Make chocolate and build something with it.
55. What do you do for relaxation? Make chocolate.
56. Do you enjoy reading? If so, what do you read? Of course. I like reading about Atlantis.
57. What music do you like? Will you listen to or sing the same songs over and over, or does it drive you nuts when people do that? Maybe. I do like what my Oompa Loompas sing.
58. What things do you do for enjoyment? I just answered that.
59. What do you like to study/learn about? Oi. *smacks forehead*
60a. Do you have a look or style? Some call me a dandy.
60b. If so, describe it. You just asked that.
61. What do you normally wear in bed at home? Pajamas.
62. Do you wear any identifiable jewelry? Nope.
63a. What pastime (that you participate in regularly) gives you the most enjoyment? Exploring.
63b. What pastime (that you participate in regularly) gives you the least enjoyment? Watching TV.
64a. Do you read the newspaper? Yes.
64b. If so, which sections and how often? Anything that's interesting and I do do daily.
64. What are your hangout places? Do I look like a monkey? Monkeys hang out. I prefer the term "visiting". I go to Charlies.
65a. Do you ever go to bars? No.
65b. Any specific bar? What did I say?
66. Do you play pool? No.
67a. Do you go dancing? No.
67b. Who goes with you? .....
68. How do you exercise? I walk.
69a. Do you rent or own your residence? Own. Duh.
69b. Is it an apartment, house or castle? It's a factory. I guess that's the same as a castle.
69c. How close are the neighbors? Ha ha!!! That's funny!
69d. Is it a good neighborhood? I guess so.
69e. What colour is the house? Gray and stone.
69f. What about a flower garden? I have a meadow...inside....eatable.
69g. What does your furniture look like? Like furniture.
69h. What are your walls covered with? Wallpaper, art, photos? Paint.
69i. What sorts of curtains do you have? Frilly lacy ones, Venetian blinds, pull-down shades? Curtains? In a factory? Ha ha!! You're really weird.
70a. Do you keep your house clean? Of course.
70b. Do you clean it yourself? No. That would take too long.
71a. What does your desk or workspace look like? Small and cramped, huge and expansive, covered in drifts of books and papers?, neatly ordered and clean? Expansive and it's clean. After all, it is a factory.
71b. Can you find what you're looking for when you need it? Of course I can.
72a. Do you cook your own meals? Yes I do.
72b. Are you a good cook, a gourmet, or a terrible cook? I'm a gourmand. I value my sense of taste and I take good care of my senses too.
72c. Do you eat out? No.
73. Are you on a diet? Yes.
74. How do you get around locally? I walk or I take my elevator.
75. Do you get seasick, airsick, motion sick (auto or animal)? Nope.
Part IV
76a. Are there any modes of travel that either thrill or terrify you? My elevator. It's very fast and it can go anywhere.
76b. What are they? I just said it.
76c. Why? Because it's fun.
77. Do you like riding animals? No. That hurts the poor animal's back.
78. Where do you vacation, and how often? No, I don't vacation.
79a. Do you have any pets? No.
79b. If so, do you take them with you? Um....
79c. What do you do with them when you are out in the world? .....
79d. If you don't have a pet what kind do you want? .....
79e. If you don't have a pet why don't you have one? ....
80. Do you keep a calendar or address book? Yes.
81a. Did you leave a will? You bet I do and Charlie has it.
81b. What does it say? Charlie has it.
82a. Do you like being alone? Well...that depends on why I'm alone and the reason for being alone. That's a pretty loose definition. Can you be a bit more specific?
82b. If you are alone can you be found? Well that depends.
82c. If you were found how would you react? Maybe a little shocked. Probably a little scared and definitely curious.
83. If someone was going to play you in a movie who would you want it to be? They're making a movie? How exciting!