My future occupation

[makeroombiatch]

so a lot of people want to know what i'm going to do with my life. here's the answer. I'm going to start a cult. It will be called the Malitz Gospel. In my religion the messiah will be the first girl i get it on with. this will lead to the greatest pick up line ever... "hey baby, you wanna save the planet?"

Comments

[emvp14]

in our sicha group, yael told us that you only need 13 people to officially have a cult. 64 to have a religion. you're almost there, man, almost there.

[makeroombiatch]

that's cool. wanna save the planet?