You lot ain't gone by tomorrow, you'd best at least start tryin' not t'be so bloody useless. Even Chris seems to 'ave more sense than some of the prats I've seen wanderin' about the past couple o' days ( Read more... )

[Ray's about as sober as he was when he made his last post, but this time he seems more defeated than angry. The combination of too much booze, too much free time and mild concussion is starting to get to him, even if he's not about to admit to that. Besides the obvious bang on his forehead, the only visible signs of his fight with Ken are ( Read more... )

[Ray is at a bar. Not one of the ones he usually frequents if you're paying attention to the background, but still a bar. The table he's at is littered with empty glasses, suggesting he's already been there a while. There's one whiskey chaser left in front of him, which he drinks down before addressing the video feed ( Read more... )

In which the mun has too much time on her hands...

( The New, Improved Character Survey of Doom )

'Ere's an essay for you Deities; you're the equivalent to a bunch of twonks.

I ain't been in schoolin' since I were 16, an' I'm doin' all right for meself. I don't need to exercise my 'mental muscle', or whatever. An' if I'm increasin' bloodflow, it ain't goin' t'be in me brain, I can tell you that much ( Read more... )

Either today's a curse day, or no one 'ere's ever 'eard of a bus station. If you don't want t'pay out money for an 'ook up, that's your best bet.

Don't even need to buy 'er a drink that way. Saves on cash, an' also 'andy if you ain't old enough t'buy 'er booze.

An' if you do fancy blowin' your cash on a shag, there's prossies for that. I knew ( Read more... )

[The video feed kicks into action as it hits the floor, having fallen from Ray's pocket. Ray doesn't even seem to notice, too occupied with kicking the crap out of some crook with more enthusiasm than even he normally spares ( Read more... )

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[ooc; Memory Theatre curse! YouTube really needs to get more Ray clips up... Or at least make searching not always come up with US!Ray or Chris clips. Because Ray's not actually in that part 2.40 onwards isn't shown. 1.35-4.25, because apparently BBC Worldwide clips don't air in the US. And because it's relevant to the last curse, have a bonus ( Read more... )

[There's scrabbling as the video feed starts up, before the device is dropped and clatters to the corner of the room to show Chris and Ray. They're currently back to back in what looks like a dingy shop backroom, police batons raised against attack from any incoming sheep. Ray's keeping his eye on the door, leaving the window to Chris. There are ( Read more... )

[The rain may be tapering off, but Ray still doesn't really want to be outside if he can help it, so his cigarette his lit at his desk. Ray himself is leaning back in his seat, feet propped up in his desk drawer, blatantly not caring about the rules surrounding smoking in the police station.]Nice of the City to remind those of us from 'er ( Read more... )