i SO knew it.

hooray for homos and stuff, but thats just weird.
and not so much the fact that you're (half?) gay,
but i mean, pick one of the two right now.
the end.

oh man i can't fall asleep.

and katie is waking me up at 8 tomorrow.

.must.die.now.

truth or "truth".

as in truth or katie and jess lie alot.

ohhh man. the conversations i've been having lately.

"you gotta fuck 'em or suck 'em"
-an anonymous friend whose identity shall never be revealed.

person outside door: BAM BAM BAM
jeff (to himself): stop. am i doing anything illegal? ... no. open the door.

we all know what they say about the girls who smoke.

ah i just cleaned my room.
oh the accomplishment.

and now for pictures.
we decided to get dressed up for cocktail hour.
( friday night )

wow.

...

ok.

holding on, thats what i do since i met you.
and it won't be long..
would you notice if i left you?

so my roommate and i are nerds.
and i love her like this much
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and heres some really god-awful pictures of me
and some really hottt ones of leah.
wearing the nerd glasses.

( oh you so want us. )

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.so.grossed.out.

oh my jesus.
i'm pretty sure i just walked in on my brother jerking off.

::shudders::

OHHH GROSSSS.