ARGH.
3 things that annoy me when reading slashsmut:
ok since i'm so obvs a perv and a ho.
1. cum does not taste good. it is sticky and tastes really odd and kinda makes you want to vomit.
2. when a guy does ejaculate, it's not like a giant water jet out of nowhere. it's kind of like an...overflow? idk how to describe it exactly but it's not like a guy's penis is a fucking garden hose or something.
3. swallowing. omg not everybody swallows goddammit. EVERY fic i have read describes swallowing.
yeah, i just needed to get that off my chest.
so there's this group of guys two years junior to me that i talk to sometimes, mostly because a whole bunch of them were on the basketball team and so they know me from there.
there's one guy - firoz - who's like crazy hot.
CRAZY HOT.
and i wanna smack him whenever he calls me chechi [is like noona/unnie in malayalam] because the guy's actually OLDER than me.
so i feel all confused and guilty because he's my junior and he's supposed to call me that but then he doesn't have to because he's A YEAR OLDER THAN ME and al;skjdf;lkjdsas idk.
i'm totally disregarding the fact that he's a muslim and i'm a catholic and my dad would shoot me in the face if he knew i thought a muslim was hawt.
mama's reaction was surprising tho. "ooh yeah muslim boys are always really good looking :Q________" I SWEAR I COULD HEAR HER DROOLING OVER THE PHONE. AMMA WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO.
and then what complicates that is that his other friend who is pretty cute too apparently totally thinks i'm hot.
which is really hard for me to believe. no guy has said that to me in years. YEARS.
and he's like totally willing for a fling but i'm having reservations because he's the same age as my little sister. fml. ;______;
ok since i'm so obvs a perv and a ho.
1. cum does not taste good. it is sticky and tastes really odd and kinda makes you want to vomit.
2. when a guy does ejaculate, it's not like a giant water jet out of nowhere. it's kind of like an...overflow? idk how to describe it exactly but it's not like a guy's penis is a fucking garden hose or something.
3. swallowing. omg not everybody swallows goddammit. EVERY fic i have read describes swallowing.
yeah, i just needed to get that off my chest.
so there's this group of guys two years junior to me that i talk to sometimes, mostly because a whole bunch of them were on the basketball team and so they know me from there.
there's one guy - firoz - who's like crazy hot.
CRAZY HOT.
and i wanna smack him whenever he calls me chechi [is like noona/unnie in malayalam] because the guy's actually OLDER than me.
so i feel all confused and guilty because he's my junior and he's supposed to call me that but then he doesn't have to because he's A YEAR OLDER THAN ME and al;skjdf;lkjdsas idk.
i'm totally disregarding the fact that he's a muslim and i'm a catholic and my dad would shoot me in the face if he knew i thought a muslim was hawt.
mama's reaction was surprising tho. "ooh yeah muslim boys are always really good looking :Q________" I SWEAR I COULD HEAR HER DROOLING OVER THE PHONE. AMMA WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO.
and then what complicates that is that his other friend who is pretty cute too apparently totally thinks i'm hot.
which is really hard for me to believe. no guy has said that to me in years. YEARS.
and he's like totally willing for a fling but i'm having reservations because he's the same age as my little sister. fml. ;______;