DAMN U GUYS, WE WENT AND SAW THE MOVIE SPLICE TODAY BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A SCARY MOVIE WITH A BADDIE CREATURE THAT TRIES TO KILL ADRIEN BRODY ( BUT )
LKASNFKLNANKLFNKLANKLFANKLFA THE TRAILER LOOKED SHITEOUS AND I WAS LIKE, DNW BUT THEN WE SAW IT HAD GOOD REVIEWS (WTF??????) SO WE WERE ALL, IDK MAYBE
FUCK NO
THANK YOU FOR THIS AMAZING POST. I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE THIS GOT MADE. OR, WELL, I CAN, BUT THAT ANYONE AGREED TO BE IN IT WHO WANTS A CAREER (AND ISN'T SUPPORTING A CRACK HABIT) AND THAT IT GOT ANY RELEASE AT ALL.
I THOUGHT IT LOOKED COOL WHICH IS WHY I AM SO DISAPPOINT. I LEGIT THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE A MOVIE WHERE THEY MAKE AN ABOMINATION AND IT IMMEDIATELY TURNS ON THEM AND THEY HAVE TO OUTRUN IT AND FIGHT IT OFF, BUT IT WASN'T THAT AT ALL! IT JUST WASN'T!!!!!!!!!
ADRIEN BRODY HAS THE WEIRDEST GODDAMN CAREER, DAMN
I KIND OF FIGURED IT WOULDN'T BE BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE GONE MORE... ACTIONY? IN THE TRAILER. THE TRAILER WAS LIKE OMFG LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE DONE SHIT SON THIS IS WHAT SCIENCE DOES, IT CREEPS THINGS UP, I'M SURE THERE WILL BE A MORAL DILEMMA IN HERE SOMEWHERE B/C ADRIEN BRODY IS IN IT
INSTEAD WE GOT A PLATE FULL OF RAPE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL THE OTHER STUFF. BESTIALITY??????????????????? KIND OF????????????? CHILD ABUSE?????
DUDE I KEPT YELLING THAT THIS MOVIE WAS BASICALLY SCI-FI PRECIOUS EXCEPT 100000000X WORSE IN QUALITY. "GURL U BETTA THAN YOUR MOTHER" UGH ADRIEN BRODY WHY
JESUS H CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL HOW IS THIS FILM REAL. I CAN'T EVEN. I GOT TO HERE: THEN ADRIEN BRODY AND BIOCHEMIST GF HAVE SEX ON A COUCH WHILE DREN LOOKS ON, ALL THE WHILE ADRIEN BRODY IS STARING AT DREN WHILE HIS GF RIDES HIS DICK AND I WAS READY FOR IT TO BE OVER, AND THEN EVERYTHING YOU SAID JUST MADE IT SO, SO MUCH WORSE. I WANT TO CRY. SURPRISE!BESTIALITYINCESTRAPE OH MY GODDDD THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WARNINGS IN THE WORLD.
DAVID HEWLETT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS FILM. SARAH POLLEY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS FILM. AUUUUUGH.
You know, I read a review that compared this film favorably to stuff directed by David Cronenberg, and I was like, oh kewl, 'cause Cronenberg is like one of those Canadian institutions etc etc but OH MY GOD THE COMPARISON SUDDENLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
Here via link from flist, and I just wanted to say THANK YOU. I wasn't really interested in seeing this movie to begin with, but the trailers made it look like some harmless scifi/horror flick and if my friends had asked, I totally would have gone to see this with them.
I WOULD HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE. Seriously even reading this review was enough to make me want to claw my eyes out holy shit wtf is this movie WHY WAS IT MADE??!?
The thing that pisses me off is that of COURSE there are going to be loads of people who will defend it and talk about ~symbolism~ and ~artistic integrity~ and ~pushing boundaries~ or what the fuck ever. UGHHHHH I HATE EVERYTHING
JUST KIDDING, ILU BECAUSE THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS AND EVEN THO THE SUBJECT MATTER WAS GODAWFUL YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
I thought it was gonna be scary but it just ended up being THE WORST. Or like I bet a lot of people won't even realize what's wrong with it. People in my audience were grossed out by Adrien Brody having sex with his creature daughter, but WHO KNOWS if they were grossed out because she had Down's syndrome and was his daughter, or just because she was part animal, or what. BE MAD FOR THE RIGHT REASONS EVERYONE PLEASE
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FUCK NO
THANK YOU FOR THIS AMAZING POST. I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE THIS GOT MADE. OR, WELL, I CAN, BUT THAT ANYONE AGREED TO BE IN IT WHO WANTS A CAREER (AND ISN'T SUPPORTING A CRACK HABIT) AND THAT IT GOT ANY RELEASE AT ALL.
WTF ADRIEN BRODY?????????????????????
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ADRIEN BRODY HAS THE WEIRDEST GODDAMN CAREER, DAMN
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INSTEAD WE GOT A PLATE FULL OF RAPE AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL THE OTHER STUFF. BESTIALITY??????????????????? KIND OF????????????? CHILD ABUSE?????
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REALLY? REALLY!?!?!?!?
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DAVID HEWLETT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS FILM. SARAH POLLEY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS FILM. AUUUUUGH.
You know, I read a review that compared this film favorably to stuff directed by David Cronenberg, and I was like, oh kewl, 'cause Cronenberg is like one of those Canadian institutions etc etc but OH MY GOD THE COMPARISON SUDDENLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
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ARE YOU STALKING ME, YOU CREEPER????? BECUZ I THINK U ARE
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WAS LINKED TO THIS BY SOMEONE ON MY FLIST
ALSO THAT'S A NICE TOP YOU'RE WEARING
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I WOULD HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE. Seriously even reading this review was enough to make me want to claw my eyes out holy shit wtf is this movie WHY WAS IT MADE??!?
The thing that pisses me off is that of COURSE there are going to be loads of people who will defend it and talk about ~symbolism~ and ~artistic integrity~ and ~pushing boundaries~ or what the fuck ever. UGHHHHH I HATE EVERYTHING
JUST KIDDING, ILU BECAUSE THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS AND EVEN THO THE SUBJECT MATTER WAS GODAWFUL YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
TY TY~ ♥
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TY, WE HAVE TO LOL TO KEEP FROM CRYING
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