Day Two--
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
(Because Wade is totally not a liar)
--I like big butts and I cannot lie.
--Bitches don't know 'bout my sword tricks.
--There isn't enough foot roll-ups on this base to sate my needs.
--Don't let my charming physique and gorgeous smile fool you--I don't give a shit.
--Red is definitely my color. And no, it's not just about the blood. Ok. Maybe it's all about the blood.
--I don't love anything, or anyone, more than my swords. But I think that goes without saying.
--Now that I'm unofficially a sensei of teaching the lesser informed I shall now go by Grand Master Wade. I've always been a Grand Master, yes I know, but I can be a little humble about this.
--Everything I touch turns to gold.
--The number of women I've slept with is OVER +9000~