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"If you clicked this cut, you have to repost it in your journal, with one of the following in your cut tag:
(replace my name with yours when you repost the list).
1. maki_poet got me pregnant
2. I made love to maki_poet last night.
3. My girlfriend turned out to be gay.
4. I got laid last night.
5. My mom called me a whore.
6. My mom found out I'm pregnant.
7. My girlfriend is pregnant.
8. Tips on giving head
9. Pussy eating 101
10. My dad found one of my used condoms.