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Pick 10 characters of your favorite fandom & answer the questions
1. Teyla Emmagen
2. John Sheppard
3. Rodney McKay
4. Ronon Dex
5. Sam Carter
6. Jeannie Miller
7. Radek Zelenka
8. Todd
9. Dr. Parrish
10. Evan Lorne
This may be responsible for a few more plot bunnies...
1. If Nr. 4 and Nr. 9 go to the cinema what film would they choose? Popcorn or sweets?
Ronon and Parrish
Hmm, probably something like Attack of the Maneating African Violet. Appeals to both. Or hey, Ronon was supposed to be a poet, maybe they'd watch some deep introspective film like American Beauty.
Sweets.
2. Nr. 1, Nr. 3 and Nr. 10 are baking a cake together. What sort of cake are they making? Will it taste?
Teyla, Rodney and Lorne.
With THAT combination? I bet they're making coffee/chocolate flavored cake because Rodney insisted (do they have that? They have coffee ice cream). Rodney refuses to read the directions, because he really can't see how difficult baking a cake would be for a double doctorate holder, and Teyla would try to convince him that it is their best interests. While they're "discussing", Lorne sighs and bakes the entire cake. When its done Rodney takes most of it.
3. You wake up in the middle of the night and see, how Nr. 2 and Nr. 7 are fighting. Nr. 2 lies on the ground injured. How will Nr. 7 react and what are you doing?
John and Zelenka.
I'm guessing that they were fighting about Rodney--Radek must have insulted him and John got techty (he'd been awake too long). John grabbed a piece of Ancient tech to emphasize a point and it zapped him. Zelenka is muttering over him and poking at the device. I radio the infirmary for a med team, again.
4. Nr. 8 makes a mix tape for Nr. 4. What songs does he/she choose?
Todd and Ronon.
Oh God. Well death metal seems like a Wraith thing. Any songs with reference to eating or killing, of course. And then some wailing emo songs about lack of trust.
5. Describe Nr. 5 in one word.
Sam. Competent? I don't know much about Sam aside from 1 season of SGA.
6. How shows Nr. 3 his/her love towards Nr. 10?
Rodney and Lorne.
He makes scathing remarks about bonehead and brawn not making up for lack of brains, but he blushes a lot when Lorne catches him off balance and secretly mixes up batches of lethal explosives to slip into Lorne's locker without saying anything. The day he really shows it is when he gives Lorne his coffee.
7. Nr. 2 is pregnant. Who is the father?
John.
Uh....maybe Chaya. Or Teer, that was a long six months. But there was that one girl on the planet with the five moons, and the guy in the village they helped with the potato harvest. And, uh, he may have taken the puddlejumper out to see Larrin a few times. And there were always those "military bonding sessions". And who honestly could resist Rodney in that fleece? And that one time, it was the best way to get Woolsey to agree to the mission....
We're going to have to do a DNA test.
8. Nr. 7 betrays Nr. 3 with Nr. 1, who’s in a relationship with Nr. 10. Nr. 4 admits to you, that he/she likes Nr. 7. What is your first reaction?
.Radek betrays Rodney with Teyla, who's in a relationship with Lorne. Ronon admits that he likes Radek.
The sad part is that I see this as totally plausible. So my first reaction would probably be it figures. And also, finally Radek gets the plaudits he deserves!
9. What would happen if Nr. 9 and Nr. 5 being catapulted into the Middle Ages?
Parrish and Sam Carter.
Well, as said before, if they didn't get burned at the stake for being adept with plants on Parrish's part and machines on Sam's, Parrish would probably start an apothecary to support the two of them while Sam spent a few months designing a portal back to Atlantis.
10. Nr. 2 has depressions. What will Nr. 8 do to help him/her?
John and Todd.
Well, either offer to end it all quickly via amazing lifesucking technique, or read him obscure poetry, banter wittily and then show him what the Wraith can really do. In a closet. If you know what I mean
11. Nr. 6, Nr. 3 and Nr. 9 are drunk and pass by a Love Hotel. What will happen next?
Jeannie, Rodney, and Parrish.
Sadly, nothing. Unless they each go get their respective honeybuns. Sorry, I don't do McKay incest.
12. Will Nr. 6 be a good president?
Jeannie.
Hell yes. She'd rock. Although she's Canadian. And she'd probably only work half days so she could spend time with Maddy.
13. Nr. 8 is now a member of Scientology…
Todd.
He probably managed to pass himself off as one of the alien overlords and is enjoying having half of Hollywood at his beck and call. Defectors get to see the special thing he can do with his hand....
14. And Nr. 1 is Miss Universe…
Teyla
I'm not surprised, it was only a matter of time.
15. Nr. 4, Nr. 2 and Nr. 10 are sitting in the same train compartment. What are they doing for not getting bored?
Ronon, John, and Lorne
Comparing sidearms, the best places to secrete C4 on your body, and hand-to-hand fighting techniques.
16. What lies on Nr. 5, Nr. 6 and Nr. 7 on their nightstands?
Carter, Jeannie, and Zelenka.
Carter--picture of her old team, latest physics journal
Jeannie--ironically, the same journal, a picture Maddy drew her, pair of earrings
Zelenka--ancient tech, Czech-language physic journal
17. How lives Nr. 3?
Rodney.
Well he's alive, thanks for asking. But he does have this horrible twinge in his back, probably from sleeping on the ground in a tent with Sheppard last mission, and he's sick of having to deal with idiots all day. Plus he's going to have a stroke if he doesn't get some more coffee THIS MINUTE. And can you believe he got passed over for a Nobel again? Those morons wouldn't know genius if it danced in front of them naked, much like he did with John last night.
18. Nr. 2 and Nr. 6 have a child together. How’s Nr. 7s reaction about this fact?
John and Jeannie, Zelenka
"It's so nice of you to be a surrogate for your brother, Jeannie. You really are much more kind than he is."
19. What’s in the bathroom of Nr. 8?
Todd
I don't know if Wraith have bathrooms, and if they do, I'm not sure I want to know what's in them.
20. Nr. 1 and Nr. 4 are participating on the Olympic Games. Which discipline do they choose and are they successful?
Teyla and Ronon
Roller derby. Ronon comes up behind them and distracts them with his bulk while Teyla comes in low and trips 'em up. Gold!
21. And who will come to encourage them?
John and Rodney, of course. Teyla brings Kanaan and Torren to Earth for the first time, and most of the SGC comes to cheer them on.
22. You are coming home from an hard day and find Nr. 1 and Nr. 6 on your bed. Feeding each other strawberries. You…?
Teyla and Jeannie.
Whoah. I guess they got sick of jerky men....
23. Why do you hate Nr. 5?
Carter.
SG1 fans think she's smarter than Rodney, when he's really smarter. Plus she came off as sort of bland in SGA.
24. You see Nr. 10 cry. Why is he/she crying?
Lorne
He's cutting onions....
25. Would Nr. 8 ever rape Nr. 2?
Todd and John
If SGA hadn't been canceled this would be a future plotline...
Pick 10 characters of your favorite fandom & answer the questions
1. Teyla Emmagen
2. John Sheppard
3. Rodney McKay
4. Ronon Dex
5. Sam Carter
6. Jeannie Miller
7. Radek Zelenka
8. Todd
9. Dr. Parrish
10. Evan Lorne
This may be responsible for a few more plot bunnies...
1. If Nr. 4 and Nr. 9 go to the cinema what film would they choose? Popcorn or sweets?
Ronon and Parrish
Hmm, probably something like Attack of the Maneating African Violet. Appeals to both. Or hey, Ronon was supposed to be a poet, maybe they'd watch some deep introspective film like American Beauty.
Sweets.
2. Nr. 1, Nr. 3 and Nr. 10 are baking a cake together. What sort of cake are they making? Will it taste?
Teyla, Rodney and Lorne.
With THAT combination? I bet they're making coffee/chocolate flavored cake because Rodney insisted (do they have that? They have coffee ice cream). Rodney refuses to read the directions, because he really can't see how difficult baking a cake would be for a double doctorate holder, and Teyla would try to convince him that it is their best interests. While they're "discussing", Lorne sighs and bakes the entire cake. When its done Rodney takes most of it.
3. You wake up in the middle of the night and see, how Nr. 2 and Nr. 7 are fighting. Nr. 2 lies on the ground injured. How will Nr. 7 react and what are you doing?
John and Zelenka.
I'm guessing that they were fighting about Rodney--Radek must have insulted him and John got techty (he'd been awake too long). John grabbed a piece of Ancient tech to emphasize a point and it zapped him. Zelenka is muttering over him and poking at the device. I radio the infirmary for a med team, again.
4. Nr. 8 makes a mix tape for Nr. 4. What songs does he/she choose?
Todd and Ronon.
Oh God. Well death metal seems like a Wraith thing. Any songs with reference to eating or killing, of course. And then some wailing emo songs about lack of trust.
5. Describe Nr. 5 in one word.
Sam. Competent? I don't know much about Sam aside from 1 season of SGA.
6. How shows Nr. 3 his/her love towards Nr. 10?
Rodney and Lorne.
He makes scathing remarks about bonehead and brawn not making up for lack of brains, but he blushes a lot when Lorne catches him off balance and secretly mixes up batches of lethal explosives to slip into Lorne's locker without saying anything. The day he really shows it is when he gives Lorne his coffee.
7. Nr. 2 is pregnant. Who is the father?
John.
Uh....maybe Chaya. Or Teer, that was a long six months. But there was that one girl on the planet with the five moons, and the guy in the village they helped with the potato harvest. And, uh, he may have taken the puddlejumper out to see Larrin a few times. And there were always those "military bonding sessions". And who honestly could resist Rodney in that fleece? And that one time, it was the best way to get Woolsey to agree to the mission....
We're going to have to do a DNA test.
8. Nr. 7 betrays Nr. 3 with Nr. 1, who’s in a relationship with Nr. 10. Nr. 4 admits to you, that he/she likes Nr. 7. What is your first reaction?
.Radek betrays Rodney with Teyla, who's in a relationship with Lorne. Ronon admits that he likes Radek.
The sad part is that I see this as totally plausible. So my first reaction would probably be it figures. And also, finally Radek gets the plaudits he deserves!
9. What would happen if Nr. 9 and Nr. 5 being catapulted into the Middle Ages?
Parrish and Sam Carter.
Well, as said before, if they didn't get burned at the stake for being adept with plants on Parrish's part and machines on Sam's, Parrish would probably start an apothecary to support the two of them while Sam spent a few months designing a portal back to Atlantis.
10. Nr. 2 has depressions. What will Nr. 8 do to help him/her?
John and Todd.
Well, either offer to end it all quickly via amazing lifesucking technique, or read him obscure poetry, banter wittily and then show him what the Wraith can really do. In a closet. If you know what I mean
11. Nr. 6, Nr. 3 and Nr. 9 are drunk and pass by a Love Hotel. What will happen next?
Jeannie, Rodney, and Parrish.
Sadly, nothing. Unless they each go get their respective honeybuns. Sorry, I don't do McKay incest.
12. Will Nr. 6 be a good president?
Jeannie.
Hell yes. She'd rock. Although she's Canadian. And she'd probably only work half days so she could spend time with Maddy.
13. Nr. 8 is now a member of Scientology…
Todd.
He probably managed to pass himself off as one of the alien overlords and is enjoying having half of Hollywood at his beck and call. Defectors get to see the special thing he can do with his hand....
14. And Nr. 1 is Miss Universe…
Teyla
I'm not surprised, it was only a matter of time.
15. Nr. 4, Nr. 2 and Nr. 10 are sitting in the same train compartment. What are they doing for not getting bored?
Ronon, John, and Lorne
Comparing sidearms, the best places to secrete C4 on your body, and hand-to-hand fighting techniques.
16. What lies on Nr. 5, Nr. 6 and Nr. 7 on their nightstands?
Carter, Jeannie, and Zelenka.
Carter--picture of her old team, latest physics journal
Jeannie--ironically, the same journal, a picture Maddy drew her, pair of earrings
Zelenka--ancient tech, Czech-language physic journal
17. How lives Nr. 3?
Rodney.
Well he's alive, thanks for asking. But he does have this horrible twinge in his back, probably from sleeping on the ground in a tent with Sheppard last mission, and he's sick of having to deal with idiots all day. Plus he's going to have a stroke if he doesn't get some more coffee THIS MINUTE. And can you believe he got passed over for a Nobel again? Those morons wouldn't know genius if it danced in front of them naked, much like he did with John last night.
18. Nr. 2 and Nr. 6 have a child together. How’s Nr. 7s reaction about this fact?
John and Jeannie, Zelenka
"It's so nice of you to be a surrogate for your brother, Jeannie. You really are much more kind than he is."
19. What’s in the bathroom of Nr. 8?
Todd
I don't know if Wraith have bathrooms, and if they do, I'm not sure I want to know what's in them.
20. Nr. 1 and Nr. 4 are participating on the Olympic Games. Which discipline do they choose and are they successful?
Teyla and Ronon
Roller derby. Ronon comes up behind them and distracts them with his bulk while Teyla comes in low and trips 'em up. Gold!
21. And who will come to encourage them?
John and Rodney, of course. Teyla brings Kanaan and Torren to Earth for the first time, and most of the SGC comes to cheer them on.
22. You are coming home from an hard day and find Nr. 1 and Nr. 6 on your bed. Feeding each other strawberries. You…?
Teyla and Jeannie.
Whoah. I guess they got sick of jerky men....
23. Why do you hate Nr. 5?
Carter.
SG1 fans think she's smarter than Rodney, when he's really smarter. Plus she came off as sort of bland in SGA.
24. You see Nr. 10 cry. Why is he/she crying?
Lorne
He's cutting onions....
25. Would Nr. 8 ever rape Nr. 2?
Todd and John
If SGA hadn't been canceled this would be a future plotline...