The Les Mis Anon Kink Meme, Round 5

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Since LJ seems to have finally capitulated to the Russian government and is now subject to Russian anti-obscenity laws, I'm not going to take a chance on sudden deletions. The Les Mis kinkmeme now lives at https://lesmiskinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/. (Round 5 here.) Everything has been backed up there. The LJ kinkmeme will stay up, but is now closed to

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e/R love spell

[anonymous]

I would love to see a fic in which Enjolras has some sort of love spell cast upon him (because, I dunno, maybe he pissed off a witch, or maybe some faerie decided to mess with him for giggles, or something) that makes everyone fall head over heels in love with him. Random people on the streets are chasing after him professing their love, his friends are challenging each other to duels for his hand in marriage, he has to barricade himself in his room with furniture to avoid the people scratching and hammering on the other side of his door and even then he can't get a moment's rest because of the many voices attempting to serenade him outside his window, etc. The only person who seems to be unaffected by this spell is Grantaire, and he helps Enjolras escape from the love-crazed maniacs chasing after him, and helps him find a way to reverse the spell.

I would love for Enjolras to find out at the end that the reason the spell didn't affect Grantaire was because Grantaire was already in love with him

Re: e/R love spell

[anonymous]

I'm so, so on this. But I'm not sure if I can keep it non-crack. Does OP have a problem with that?

Re: e/R love spell

[anonymous]

OMG, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
crack is perfectly wonderful! i can't wait to read it! :D

Re: e/R love spell

[anonymous]

Okay so I got halfway through the fill before realising you never specified if it's a modern AU or canon era. I'm writing it in canon era but I can change it if you want!

Re: e/R love spell

[anonymous]

CANON IS WONDERFUL, YOUR FILL IS WONDERFUL, YOU ARE WONDERFUL, I LOVE IT SO MUCH, THIS IS THE BEST!!! :D :D :D

Re: e/R love spell

[bowtieandlatte]

asdfghjkl; THANK YOU! -aggressively hugs you- I really have no idea what I'm doing, though. I'm glad you like it!

Re: e/R love spell

[anonymous]

AGGRESSIVELY HUGS YOU BACK BECAUSE THIS FILL IS PERFECTION!!! :D

Fill: Enjolras' Soul Shan't be Lonely [1/?]

[bowtieandlatte]

Okay, so I couldn't wait to know whether you wanted it to be modern AU or canon era because I'm a horrible writer like that - so, it's canon era. You can totally ask me to re-write it, btw, if you want to

Re: Fill: Enjolras' Soul Shan't be Lonely [1/?]

[anonymous]

HOLY SHI--ROFL!!

That is totally something I would ask if I ever saw someone who looks like Enjolras, yepyep!

Re: Fill: Enjolras' Soul Shan't be Lonely [1/?]

[anonymous]

OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST!!!

Fill: Enjolras' Soul Shan't be Lonely [2/?]

[bowtieandlatte]

(I tried to make this funny. Not sure I succeeded

Re: Fill: Enjolras' Soul Shan't be Lonely [2/?]

[anonymous]

I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
MARIUS
CREEPY CREEPY MARIUS

Oh god I'm just waiting for R to tear E away from them all and shout "NOW NOBODY GETS TO HAVE HIM.
WELCOME TO MY WORLD, ASSHOLES."

Re: Fill: Enjolras' Soul Shan't be Lonely [2/?]

[bowtieandlatte]

He IS, isn't he? Like, why you playing with Enjy's face, you creep? IS THAT WHY YOU LIKE COSETTE? BECAUSE DAMN THAT GIRL HAS CHEEKS MARIUS YOU'VE BEEN FIGURED OUT OKAY GIVE UP NOW

You know, I might end up using that sentence. -flies off on a carpet of crack-

Re: Fill: Enjolras' Soul Shan't be Lonely [2/?]

[anonymous]

“You can overthrow me, if you want,” Courfeyrac whispers into his ear. “On to a bed.”

Absolutely love that line.

Oh, Courfeyrac. *shakes head*

Re: Fill: Enjolras' Soul Shan't be Lonely [2/?]

[anonymous]

please say you haven't abandoned this. please please please.