House MD

[makingthematrix]

• Sarcasm, checked.
  
• A cane, checked.
  
• Genius, obviously.
  
• Stubble, checked.
  
• A motorcycle, basically checked. A scooter, but one of the bigger ones.
  
• Miserable, checked.
  
• Alcoholism, developing.
  

Do you think it would be hard to get a degree in diagnostics?

EDIT: Alcoholism added.

Comments

[baka_oni_ri]

yes xD

[syntaxia]

Wait, what's your alcoholic-and-drug-addict status?

[makingthematrix]

I'm working on it.

[borgseawolf]

How's your fake US accent?

[makingthematrix]

I learned my accent on Hollywood movies, so I think it's a natural fake accent. I've always liked that Polish TV uses readers instead of dubbing.