Life as a Vampire
April: "Hey! Hey!! May! Wake up! . . . Sleeping again, huh? Sheesh. Well, we'll have to fix that, won't we?"
*THONK THONK THONK THONK*
May: "Hurrgh nachos . . . mm? What is that?"
*THONK THONK THONK THONK*
May: "What the . . Cut it out, would ya?! I'm trying to sleep here! God, I'm sick and tired of this full moon bullshit lately! First the TV keeps turning on while I'm sleeping and now this?"
April: "You're awake!"
May: "Ah . . finally some peace and quiet . ."
April: ". . . Don't tell me she can't see me! May!! Hey May! MAAAAY!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY"
May: "WHAT"
April: ". . . . Hi."
May: "Wait . . . April . . ?"
April: "You finally noticed?!"
May: "Well there's been so much freaky shit going on lately on the full moon that I just assumed . . I didn't think it would be you . . Oh my god!! April!!"
April: "It's been a long time, hasn't it sis? For a while there I wasn't sure if I was able to talk to ya! You never were able to sense me . . maybe somethin' good came out of this full moon stuff after all"
May: "I can't believe it . . I thought I'd never be able to see you again . ."
April: "I didn't think you would either! For the longest time only Carolyn could see me . . then gradually Mom, Dad, and now you--"
May: "Wait . ."
May: "You spoke to Carolyn first?!"
April: "Uh oh. Did I say a trigger word? Heh heh"
May: "This isn't funny! Why would you go to her first and not me?!"
April: "Well like I said, you kinda never sensed me when I stood over your bed . ."
May: "So that means Carolyn gets to see you and talk to you all this time and not your own twin sister? Someone who's been with you since the beginning? You know, when she told me she saw you, I thought she was lying! Why did you have to come back just to prove her right?!"
April: "Oh boy . . listen, I don't have much time, it's almost morning. But I'm sorry for not trying harder to make you notice me, okay? But please please please try to be good and get along with Carolyn, okay? She's not a bad person."
May: "Oh c'mon . . don't make me do this . ."
April: "And if you're gonna pull pranks, don't get caught okay? Take it from the professional here."
May: "But I--"
April: "I gotta go. I love you sis . ."
May: "Wait!"
May: ". . . . I love you too, April . ."
Meanwhile . .
Darlene: "Urrrgghh . . what's happening to me . ."
Darlene: "GRAAAAAAGH!!!"
I didn't know tranforming into a vampire involved laser eye beams. Awesome stuff.
Marc: "Hurrrgghh . . Mona Lisa . . mmm? Darlene, what's all that racket--"
Darlene: "Nothing! Was just yawning, dear"
Marc: "Oh, I see. You look kinda pale today, are you sick?"
Darlene: "I don't think so . . not that the concept of getting sick even exists yet . ."
Marc: "And what's with that mark on your neck?"
Darlene: "Ummmmm . . perhaps too rough last night?"
Marc: "And are your eyes yellow?"
Darlene: "Ummmmmm . ."
Marc: "And why are you so . . "
Marc: "SEXY"
Distracted by inherited vampire sexiness! That was a close one for Darlene! Let's hope she can keep her little secret from him, or else she might end up on the experiment table!
But it might prove to be more difficult to keep it from the other members of the family . .
Darlene: "Got ya!!"
Carolyn: "My, dear mother, those are some large canine teeth you have there . ."
Darlene: "Ummm . . all the better to . ."
Darlene: "Clobber you with!"
Carolyn: "That doesn't even make sen-- Ow!!"
Darlene attempts to keep her transformation a secret but she doesn't do a very good job of it when her first desire is to go skinny dipping with one of the many local fairies!
Tsk tsk! Some things never change!
But she discovers pretty fast that she can't last long in the sun! Soon she has to scurry over to shelter at a nearby party that Marc is attending, but doesn't like what she hears . .
Darlene: "So we have airplanes, but why? It's not like we have any faraway lands we can travel to, and it's not like it can survive the atmospheric pressure of going to another planet, so why do we have them?"
Marc: "So, wanna go look at the stars together?"
Rei: "That would be awesome! . . if it was even possible in the daytime"
Marc: "Oh yeah . . forgot about that . ."
Oriole: "Dude. Not cool."
Not this stars crap again, Marc! He never actually carries out what he suggests, but still, it's almost his equivalent of a flirtation instead of the constant flower-giving these people do.
Darlene: "Marc?! Why are you with her?"
Yeah seriously, why Melissa's Sim?
Marc: "Oh hey Darlene, I didn't know you were coming to this party"
Darlene: "I bet you didn't . ."
Marc: "Huh?"
Oriole: "Ummm . ."
Oriole: "DISTRACTION!"
Marc: "UGH! I don't want flowers from my best friend's girlfriend!"
Oriole: "Oh, so it's only okay to flirt with single people then?"
Rei: "Bitch plz. You don't know who I've been with."
Oriole: "I think you've been with quite a lot of people, judging from that outfit"
Rei: "Yours isn't much better"
Marc: "Guys, please, let's not cause trouble at the party . ."
Oriole: "Fine . . *grumble* but you're the one who started it *grumble* . ."
Oriole: "You want them instead?"
Werewolf: "GRRUURR!! Get that shit away from me!!"
Oriole: "Sheesh, tough crowd tonight . ."
Hey Oriole, better cut that out before it gets around to Tony!
Darlene: "Can you believe that skank?! Who does she think she is, throwing herself all over my husband?"
Moka: "Uh huh . ."
Rei: "So then I looked into the toilet, and you wouldn't believe how big the turd was! And even half of it was obscured by that hole thingy at the bottom so I didn't even know how much longer it was!"
^Actual regular conversation with Melissa.
Marc & Oriole: "Ummmmm . ."
Darlene: "Hey, watch this, I'm totally gonna mess with this bitch"
Moka: "Okay, but hurry up, I'm starving . ."
Darlene: "I have a present for you, Rei!"
Rei: "Oh wow, that's random!"
Darlene: "Not really, when it's for the best girl in town! It was hard to find a present to match your amazing inner beauty, but I think I ended up close with an awesome gift that's totally not a BOMB or anything."
Rei: ". . . Okay!! Thank you! I'm totally gonna open it up when I get home! I'm so excited!"
Did you really, Darlene? Really?
Make a mental note not to flirt with Marc around Darlene . .
Meanwhile!
OH NOT YOU TOO. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
To his credit, he didn't stand there watching her all night but dear lord. LET THE POOR GIRL SLEEP IN PEACE.
But it looks like Carolyn won't have to worry about that much longer (hopefully) . .
Darlene: "Yes, both of them. One goes to the prep school and one to the military school. Yes, I'm sure this time"
Oh Darlene, again? Well actually it doesn't matter much because they're so very close to aging up, they won't even be there long. But still! BOTH May and Carolyn are going to boarding school this time?
May: "What did you DO, dammit?!"
Carolyn: "I did nothing that deserves such a rampage from you, sister! Honestly!'
May: "Then why are we being sent away again?! Why do I have to go too?! Ughhhh!"
Looks like she's not keeping up her bargain with April quite yet . . =P
But Darlene made a little boo-boo! She ended up sending May to prep school and Carolyn to military school! Jeez Darlene, I know you're going through a lot, but can you at least make sure they're being sent to the right place?
May: "I'm being sent here with these snobs?! God, FML . ."
While the daughters are getting settled in at their new school, Marc and Darlene decide that the house is just too quiet with the two of them and go to check out the new Elixir Shop that just opened up.
And we find . . Unko's wife flirting with . . Unko's mother? Grooooooss. This isn't the first time I've seen them flirting too . . Benni must be a wife that's hard to handle, as she seems to flirt with any female who's around her at the time =P
Marc: "Darlene, did you want anything?"
Darlene: "Nah, I wanted some vamp-- errr, I mean, just sunscreen. But they didn't have any"
Marc: "Okay. I'll get some . . umm . . Potent Cure elixir, please . ."
Cashier: "I couldn't hear you sir, you were whispering"
Marc: "Potent Cure elixir please . . Make it discreet? It's a . . gift."
Uh oh. It looks like Marc may not be as dumb as we thought! (He is a genius, after all) What's he planning with that cure?!