Kill List

[malachi_rta]

Sharks:
- Shot: 1
- Distracted by chum catapults: Don't ask

Shark-headed pygmies:
- Decapitated: 4
- Bisected: 5
- Dissected: 12-20

Snake eyes, right:
- Shot: 1

Snake eyes, left:
- Shot: 1

Man-eating parrots:
- Spotted: 0

Comments

[rta_heulwen]

Parrot-headed pygmies might have been fun!

[malachi_rta]

The real question: would they have made equally satisfying squishy piles?

[rta_martin]

Hey,

It was the only plan anyone HAD! :)

[malachi_rta]

Shooting things is also a plan.