If I ever were a criminal, things I would not do:

[malakite]

1) Pat someone down and rob them while in full view of the police.
2) Shoulderbarge past a police officer so as to thump someone else.
3) Start a fight right in front of the police.

Feel free to add.

Comments

[malakite]

Seen? 3. Rumour has it that 2 of them were done by the same individual.

[fractalgeek]

I heard the same one as above. OK - add "driving to a police station drunk"