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#1 old man that always wears tight pants. Today I was him wildly walking towards the stop, carrying the mother of all water guns and randomly splashing buildings with it.
#2 Creepy Nova Scotian Guy. So this dude sat beside me once and asked if it was alright that he talked to me....uhhh sure. He starts telling me his life story, asks if I drink, how old I am and what I do for a living....TAD CREEPY. Few days later I'm talking with Kelsey and I find out that she's been stalked by him to...oh and asked exactly the same questions. Today I see him come on the bus....I slouch and hide...and he choses another victim. Poor girl....maybe i should've pretended to be someone she knew and given her an excuse to get away from him and sit with me. He asks her all the same questions aswell. So this dude's got a routine conversation he uses.......ummmmmm yeah.
#3 Guy with freakin huge handle bar mustache......this one's not a stalker....he's just shaved the pattern of a handle bar thingmabober on his face....but he's always worn sunglasses when i've seen him...its been sunny....but hey maybe behind them he's watching you without you knowing.