I made this up myself!
My buddy once told me
A girl was gonna blow me,
But I still have yet to receive any head.
She seemed she would be the one
With a big wad of cum
Stuck right in the middle of her forehead.
Well, I’m gonna start jerkin’ and not stop jerkin’
I wanna orgasm but this video’s not workin’
I can’t even bring up any pre-cum
It’s starting to hurt so I guess I’m done
Gonna stand up, Gonna go pee
Gonna call a doctor to see me
Gonna find out what was wrong
Oh why can’t I use my schlong?!
Hey now you’re a porn star get your clothes off get laid
Hey now you’re a film star get your role on get slayed
There’s so much flesh to behold
Only shooting stars lose their loads.
It’s young girls and they’re gonna be bolder
Supposed to be eighteen but the seem to be older
But the male star begs to differ,
Seeing that his cock is a whole lot stiffer.
The bed we were on was worn pretty thin
I’ll never spend my money on something like that again.
My crotch’s on fire. How about yours?
I don’t like it this way. Damn all those dirty whores!
Hey now you’re a porn star get your clothes off get laid
Hey now you’re a film star get your role on get slayed
There’s so much flesh to behold
Only shooting stars……
I was pumping my gas when I saw this piece of ass
So I asked her over to my place
She said sure what the heck I’m tired of doing myself
You can even start by fucking my face.
Well, I’m gonna start jerkin’ and not stop jerkin’
I wanna orgasm but this video’s not workin’
I can’t even bring up any pre-cum
It’s starting to hurt so I guess I’m done
Gonna stand up, Gonna go pee
Gonna call a doctor to see me
Gonna find out what was wrong
Oh why can’t I use my schlong?!
Hey now you’re a porn star get your clothes off get laid
Hey now you’re a film star get your role on get slayed
There’s so much flesh to behold
Only shooting stars lose their lo-oh-oads.