001! [August 1, 2022!] dead dogs and broomsticks!

[malcontented]

Oh, today is a day of celebration! Today I shall have Ellie charm my calendar to flash the date in scarlet ink. You see, it is a MOMENTOUS OCCASION, fellow Hogwartians (yes, I will even include those nasty Gryffindors in my daze of ECSTASY; I'm feeling ever so much goodwill for now). The memory will be treasured foreverWhy, do you ask? (Of

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[smithami]

You've fallen in love with a broomstick?

[bawlbellow]

Ridiculous, isn't it?

[smithami]

I'm appalled.

[malcontented]

Since you are too busy FLIRTING SHAMELESSLY with POTTER SPAWN, I really am left with no choice!

[buttonholed]

I've been on the waiting list for one for almost two years now, foregoing Christmases and birthdays so the folks will

I'm getting one. It would be nice if the whole team had them.

[rathereffable]

I've already asked Daddy to get me one as an early Christmas present, so that'll be two of us at the very least! Don't you love it when I seem to be able to read your mind and its lovely whims like that? And you say we aren't soul-mates.

[buttonholed]

We aren't soul-mates. It seems obvious to ask for one. No mind reading involved.

[dontswatme]

You're getting one as well! This just isn't fair. How! Why! Your parents aren't even wealthy!

[rathereffable]

Now now, Carmichael dear, I'm quite certain that I'm the one around here who's supposed to fancy being sodomised by a broomstick -- or so everyone says.

[malcontented]

Ew I never believe NASTY RUMOURS about my BELOVED housemates!

[rathereffable]

Oh, that's so terribly sweet of you, darling. I love you too.

[malcontented]

Of COURSE you do, but please keep a ten-foot distance!

[pureslacker]

Oh. That's what that lumpy package in my room is. Huh.

[malcontented]

ARE YOU SUFFOCATING HER? DEAR SWEET MERLIN, SOMEONE CALL THE AURORS; THIS IS ABUSE OF THE BASEST KIND.

[smithami]

Wrong broomstick, Ash.

[celkin]

Does it matter who loved it first?

[malcontented]

YES.

[celkin]

Why?

[malcontented]

I need to STAKE A CLAIM. It is a MALE thing, you wouldn't understand!