002! [August 5, 2022!] when it's time to wreck shop!

[malcontented]

These journals are WONDERFUL and I wish we'd had them sooner! They're keeping me entertained -- not that spending time picking out dress robes with Ellie is dull, she knows simply EVERYTHING about fashion, though, of course, since we are related it goes without saying that she looks wonderful in everything, so it's not that she NEEDS the extra

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[rathereffable]

Is that someone me? I say, old chap, I'm still rather disappointed that I wasn't invited along to your slightly homoerotic wrestling match with Nicky poo -- I thought it was our special thing for after Quidditch matches.

[malcontented]

It's FUNNY you say that, because at one point he TRIED to wrestle but that was a little TOO HOMOSEXUAL for me I simply couldn't bear the thought of taking away your special method of BONDING so I kicked him and sat on his stomach. In a heterosexual way!!

Why weren't you there, come to think of it?

[rathereffable]

How very considerate of you, darling. But, I say, I don't quite understand what's so heterosexual about kicking someone -- why, I do it all the time myself with Flowers dearest, sometimes down there! And oh, I do love sitting on his stomach too -- it's rather sturdy, isn't it? Do you think he does heaps of sit-ups everyday? I think so!

That beastly prat didn't invite me.

[malcontented]

All I am certain of is that he should do them LESS OFTEN or he'll start winning every time, and where is the fun in that? When you are Head Boy you'll have to KEEP AN EYE on him.

HOW RUDE. Is that why you were upset? I would be too!

[celkin]

A black eye is splendid? And people always want to hit him. You don't need a reason!

[malcontented]

Yes! They don't bleed AND it is always obvious that you've been in a fight. There's no point in getting hit unless there are souvenirs!

I want to stay on Sunflower's good side SOMETIMES. After all I never know when I might need a favour I have to respect my elders! But in this case, I am glad I made an exception.

[celkin]

I don't understand why you would want to look like you've been in a fight. It isn't very flattering!

I am glad you made an exception for it, too! He usually deserves it. He will get over it, and you will be on his good side again.

[malcontented]

But it's EXCITING. Like having a tan when you go to the beach! No one would know you've been there unless you did.

That's the plan!

[dontswatme]

Men.

[malcontented]

Yes!

[smithami]

Why would you want to be punched?

[malcontented]

That part isn't nearly as fun as DOING the punching, but it has to be done -- imagine the other party just STANDING there, that's no sport at all!

[smithami]

I don't see the necessity of such violence. I would have thought you were more well-behaved than that.

[malcontented]

I am well-behaved around people who know the importance of manners, Amity! So you understand why I simply cannot act that way around Nicholas.

[buttonholed]

Stop it with Daisy thing already. And no, I don't feel any remorse since you nearly crushed my ribs with your fat arse not to mention I have a black eye too.

[malcontented]

Oh, Flowerpetals, DON'T be so SOUR. AND I AM NOT FAT, it's not my fault I had to resort to DESPERATE MEASURES.

If you're not feeling remorse for whatever it is you did does that mean I have to hit you again sometime?

[buttonholed]

Don't call me that. And you're certainly not skinny.

Only if I can break your nose.

[malcontented]

But it is your NAME. And I am certainly not a BEANPOLE like you, but I am not FAT. It's not my fault I had to sit on you so you'd stop trying to tackle me around the ankles!

No! Not my face. You can break my arm, though, as long as I can give you a nice concussion in return!