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003! [August 11, 2022!] finally discovered she's a...!

Mar 11, 2008 11:14

REASONS I DO NOT LIKE CHLOE ELKINS, At Least For Now Because It Isn't Lunch Yet And I Have Nothing Else To Do

1.) She is mean to me. REALLY, I don't need another reason besides this one, do I? How she can be so heartless I DON'T know!
2.) She breaks the rules! When someone is OLDER they are supposed to go first and set good examples. It doesn' ( Read more... )

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rathereffable March 11 2008, 16:13:57 UTC

I don't think a gentleman would make such a list, Carmichael dear, and I thought you were a gentleman.

malcontented March 11 2008, 16:29:56 UTC

Grandmama Warrington says that Daddy is most certainly not a gentleman (and some other things but I haven't even learnt how to do those yet so they can't possibly apply to me!), and if he's not then I don't see how I can be either, Edward! And besides, she started it ... whatever it is. I have forgotten!

rathereffable March 11 2008, 17:47:15 UTC

Now see here, old chap -- I don't know very much about science, seeing as I'm not a boffin, but I don't think being a gentleman or not is quite genetic! Surely one can learn how to properly behave like one and treat a lady in a sporting manner. I expected better of my fellow Slytherins, darling!

malcontented March 11 2008, 18:08:38 UTC

Chloe isn't a lady! A lady wouldn't be mean to me.

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celkin March 11 2008, 16:51:09 UTC

I do not appreciate this list!

malcontented March 11 2008, 17:42:00 UTC

Me neither. Five items isn't much of a list!

celkin March 11 2008, 17:47:40 UTC

I meant that it is very rude.

malcontented March 11 2008, 17:51:59 UTC

Oh, that. Yes, I suppose it is! I feel awful for having made it, but I was bored.

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with_bite March 12 2008, 12:32:00 UTC

Your last name starts with a C. Does that mean that you hate yourself? If that's the case, join the club.

malcontented March 12 2008, 17:04:33 UTC

That's my LAST name.

with_bite March 14 2008, 10:06:58 UTC

You said her name. You didn't say whether it was first or last.

citrustrees March 13 2008, 09:44:57 UTC

You shouldn't care what SHE thinks of you, Mallory.

malcontented March 13 2008, 18:59:39 UTC

I don't! But I admire Chloe very much and it breaks my HEART to have to write about her in a less-than-glowing manner!

smithami March 14 2008, 07:30:35 UTC

Mallory! That's not very nice!

malcontented March 14 2008, 07:31:40 UTC

I know. I feel remorse now!

smithami March 14 2008, 07:35:41 UTC

Good! I'll have to beat you up again!

malcontented March 14 2008, 07:40:02 UTC

Oh no! ANYTHING but THAT!

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