004! [August 16, 2022!] slow it down, save it for the morning!

[malcontented]

If Amity hadn't invited me to join in the fun, it might have been a very dull weekend. Oh, the Quidditch seats Kitty got for us were all right, I suppose, but once Fernandez and O'Carroll started BICKERING and ruining all the lovely bludger action (the only part of Quidditch worth watching in the FIRST place) and Edward started to give my section

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[smithami]

Did he hurt you?

That's the way homosexuals Edward duels, apparently. Just ask Chloe - she's seen him do it with Nicholas dozens of times!

[malcontented]

It was REVOLTING, Amity!! THE BITING INVOLVED TONGUE He started off so promisingly with the punching, but I have to say I am NOT IMPRESSED with his and Nickyflower's unique style of fighting otherwise!

[smithami]

I don't understand any of you boys' fascination with that kind of violence, but what do I know? I wonder if Al Anyway, you appear to be all right...

[malcontented]

We men aren't quite as sophisticated as you women when it comes to controlling our baser instincts and whatnot! He hasn't broken anything but the mental damage, Amity, I don't know... I might need a hug to banish the memories....

[buttonholed]

How could you find the Quidditch match dull?

[malcontented]

Not enough bloodshed!!

[buttonholed]

You people are strange.

[malcontented]

Why, what other reason is there to watch Quidditch?

[rathereffable]

You started it by going for my face. But I am still beautiful!

[malcontented]

Dreadfully sorry. No hard feelings, I hope!! I only wanted to go for your eyes so I could make my escape. It didn't work though! ALAS.

[rathereffable]

Oh no, of course not, darling -- I still look splendid as always, after all. Well, actually, I think I look more like a mangy raccoon at the moment and I haven't a fancy dress party with the right theme for it, but it'll do! How's your scalp? And what do you bathe with? I wish I hadn't used my tongue when I bit you.

[malcontented]

Bad luck about that mud puddle, but better you than me (there is more of me to clean, after all)! Kitty says that a hair-growth potion will fix things good as new, so your dastardly plan FAILED, TAKE THAT all's well that ends well.

[throwingrox]

PLEASE don't tell me you ate the lizards!

[malcontented]

Don't be RIDICULOUS, Roxie. The lizards ate the jam.

[throwingrox]

I don't think it's a completely ridiculous notion to think that you might have eaten lizards, Mal. Besides, I'm not a ridiculous person. Unless I'm trying to be.

[malcontented]

Why would I eat lizards? That is PERFECTLY RIDICULOUS. There's not enough meat on their little bones. Too much work!