Mal: I dunno if we should let him live. On the one hand, no one's paying me to slit his throat while he's unconscious. On the other hand...
James: We should interrogate him and find the name of someone who wants him dead!
erragal: "Who hates you the most?! Who wants you dead?" "This isn't how these interrogations usually go!"
Mal: First, we find out who's willing to pay us money to kill him. Then we kill him and cut off his head. Then we find them, and take out a contract on him. And THEN we take the advance money and use it to fund a two-week long vacation in Hawai'i. Then we come back and sell them his head. "Oh, this seems awfully rotten." "He was hiding out somewhere tropical! It rotted really fast!"
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erragal: Pretty low.
Mal: Come on, we can go to the troglodyte ghettos, and be all like "Glowing purple fungus, just like mom used to make!"
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James: We should interrogate him and find the name of someone who wants him dead!
erragal: "Who hates you the most?! Who wants you dead?" "This isn't how these interrogations usually go!"
Mal: First, we find out who's willing to pay us money to kill him. Then we kill him and cut off his head. Then we find them, and take out a contract on him. And THEN we take the advance money and use it to fund a two-week long vacation in Hawai'i. Then we come back and sell them his head. "Oh, this seems awfully rotten." "He was hiding out somewhere tropical! It rotted really fast!"
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Mal: What's trying to kill James?
erragal: Nothing yet!
Mal: Okay, James, you romp around in the water until something tries to kill you, then I'll kick it in the head.
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erragal: ...in case he has friends over?
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